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<ul><li>&nbsp; "WE&nbsp;CAN TAKE CARE&nbsp;OF&nbsp;THAT HONEY&nbsp;TO-DO&nbsp;LIST"</li><li>Carpentry Repairs and Home Improvements: Doors, Shelving and Drywall</li><li>Install Handicap Grab Bars Where Needed ADA Approved</li><li>Interior and Exterior Painting</li><li>Roofing: Install New and Repair Shingles, Flat Roofs, Siding, Gutters, Downspouts and Gutter Guards</li><li>Fence Repairs: Post and Rail</li><li>Hourly Rate for a Carpenter @$95.00</li><li>Larry Pelullo, cell 215-680-8573</li></ul>

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Handyman Retired Carpenter Over 30 Years...



  "WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT HONEY TO-DO LIST"Carpentry Repairs and Home Improvements: Doors, Shelving and DrywallInstall Handicap Grab Bars Where...

Handyman Retired Carpenter Over 30 Years Experience 

This fall is your chance to join the community at <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/studio" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Unscripted Productions</a>. The schedule is filled with so many different opportunities for everyone:Our <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/service-page/beginner-level1-improv-class-adults?referral=service_list_widget" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Improv for Beginners (Adults)</a> is our most popular offering and it introduces folks to the principles of improv while also leaving them with a new community, new life skills, and so much more.&nbsp;Our <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/service-page/teen-improv-class-level-1?referral=service_list_widget" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Improv for Teens</a> class is the perfect screen-free opportunity for teens to hone their human skills in an AI world. As college decisions loom on the horizon, improv offers an excellent way to differentiate yourself and focus on the skills and behaviors that build the foundation for leadership.This August, we&rsquo;re offering an <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/event-details/purple-on-purpose-improv-for-civil-discourse-1" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Improv for Civil Discourse</a> workshop. This evening is built to explore how we can find commonality through acceptence and contribution so that we can translate that into all of our conversations. No debates, no politics, just a refocusing on humanity. Our <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/service-page/kids-improv?referral=service_list_widget" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Improv for Kids</a> class is designed to support interpersonal communication and collaboration skills that often get overlooked in favor of TikTok, tablets, and even EdTechThe only &ldquo;scripted&rdquo; offering on the docket is our popular <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/service-page/stand-up-comedy-class-note-date-change?referral=service_list_widget" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">Stand-Up Comedy class</a>. This class not only teaching the skills of crafting a set, it also allows students the opportunity to open for a professional comedian. So find <a href="https://www.unscriptedproductions.com/studio" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">something that works for you</a> and come discover why Unscripted has a 5-star google rating. It&rsquo;s more than just improv&hellip; come find out for yourself.&nbsp;

Fall Line Up at Unscripted

This fall is your chance to join the community at Unscripted Productions. The schedule is filled with so many different opportunities for everyone...

Be the Buzz! Bucks County Health Improvement Partnership (BCHIP) is looking for anyone in or around Bucks County to wear our Bucks Bee costume at community events.

We're Hiring a Bee!

Be the Buzz! Bucks County Health Improvement Partnership (BCHIP) is looking for anyone in or around Bucks County to wear our Bucks Bee costume at...

Northampton

Dino Ciliberti

Yardley

Lower Southampton

Upper Southampton

Levittown

New Hope-Lambertville

Warminster

Doylestown

Bensalem

Montgomery County

Justin Heinze

Lower Moreland

Charlann Farms

Get ready for farm-fresh stand-up at the 2026 Summer Series featuring a hilarious lineup including Steve Rinaldi, Kirsten Michelle Cills, Lou Misiano, and local host Bronston Jones. This 21+ event offers beverages by Yardley General and The Cellar, with tickets available for $30 online or $40 cash at the door. Doors open at 6pm. Show starts around 7pm. Light fare available in the farmstand.&nbsp;

Local Event: Funny Farm Comedy Show

Funny Farm Comedy Show

Get ready for farm-fresh stand-up at the 2026 Summer Series featuring a hilarious lineup including Steve Rinaldi, Kirsten...

Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club

<a href="https://comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">click here for tickets</a><h2>YOU&nbsp;WILL LAUGH&nbsp;ALL&nbsp;NIGHT!&nbsp;&nbsp;Starring Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light 
comedian BOB MARSDALE! Bob is always a big hit with our audience, funny
 impressions this child of the 70’s will crack you up. Also, comedian, 
author &amp; another Comedy Competition Champ the clean FUNNY comedy of 
TIM CONNIFF.&nbsp; AND Funny lady Maria Elena and funny Jack Mathew and your 
host another Comedy Competition Champ Kevin Tiers! 
 
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Local Event: LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club

LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club

click here for ticketsYOU WILL LAUGH ALL NIGHT!  Starring Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot...

<h2>BE&nbsp;READY&nbsp;TO&nbsp;LAUGH&nbsp;ALL&nbsp;NIGHT -&nbsp;Starring: 
 Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light 
comedian BOB MARSDALE! Bob is always a big hit with our audience, funny
 impressions this child of the 70’s will crack you up. Also, comedian, 
author &amp; another Comedy Competition Champ the clean FUNNY comedy of 
TIM CONNIFF. AND Funny lady Maria Elena and funny Jack Mathew and your 
host another Comedy Competition Champ Kevin Tiers!&nbsp; &nbsp;go here&nbsp;<a href="https://comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/</a></h2>

Local Event: LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret!

LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret!

BE READY TO LAUGH ALL NIGHT - Starring: 
 Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light 
comedian BOB...

<a href="https://comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">CLICK HERE</a><h2>2 HEADLINERS&nbsp;FOR&nbsp;YOU!!&nbsp;Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light 
comedian BOB MARSDALE!&nbsp; Bob is always a big hit with our audience, funny
 impressions this child of the 70’s will crack you up. Also, comedian, 
author &amp; another Comedy Competition Champ the clean FUNNY comedy of 
TIM CONNIFF.&nbsp; AND Funny lady Maria Elena and funny Jack Mathew and your 
host another Comedy Competition Champ Kevin Tiers! YOU&nbsp;WILL&nbsp;LAUGH&nbsp;ALL&nbsp;NIGHT!&nbsp;</h2>

CLICK HERE2 HEADLINERS FOR YOU!! Comedy Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light 
comedian BOB...

<h2>YOU&nbsp;WILL&nbsp;LAUGH&nbsp;ALL&nbsp;NIGHT!&nbsp;Comedy 
Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light comedian
 BOB MARSDALE! Bob is always a big hit with our audience, funny 
impressions this child of the 70’s will crack you up. Also, comedian, 
author &amp; another Comedy Competition Champ the clean FUNNY comedy of 
TIM CONNIFF. AND Funny lady Maria Elena and funny Jack Mathew and your 
host another Comedy Competition Champ Kevin Tiers! 
 
Tickets $25 plus fees. &nbsp;go here&nbsp;<a href="https://comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://comedycabaret.com/bucks-county-doylestown/</a></h2>

Local Event: LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret! 

LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY @ Comedy Cabaret! 

YOU WILL LAUGH ALL NIGHT! Comedy 
Competition Champ who has appeared on Comcast Comedy Spot Light comedian
 BOB MARSDALE!  Bob...

Newtown Theatre

Join us for the 10th annual Newtown Black &amp; White Dinner on Sunday, September 6.
During the event, up to 1,000 black-and-white clad diners will gather on Newtown Borough’s closed-down North State Street for a one-of-a-kind alfresco picnic held in the middle of the street.
All proceeds from this event benefit the non-profit historic Newtown Theatre.

Local Event: Newtown Black & White Dinner

Newtown Black & White Dinner

Join us for the 10th annual Newtown Black & White Dinner on Sunday, September 6.
During the event, up to 1,000 black-and-white...

The Remington of Yardley is a premier senior living communit

The Remington of Yardley

The Remington of Yardley is a premier senior living community located at 255 Oxford Valley Rd, Yardley, PA 19067. Situated just minutes from the Oxford Valley Mall and the historic charm of downtown Yardley, this community provides a refined and comfortable environment for older adults. As part of the Legend Senior Living network, it offers a supportive setting designed to foster connection and purpose. The community specializes in comprehensive geriatric care, offering personalized personal care, memory care, and short-term respite care services. Residents benefit from award-winning memory care therapies, tailored wellness programs, and a variety of upscale amenities, including a bistro café, fitness center, and library. Every care plan is individualized to ensure that residents receive the specific support they need while maintaining their independence and dignity. As a member of the Legend Senior Living network, The Remington of Yardley is recognized for its dedicated staff and commitment to resident well-being. Families can expect a compassionate, family-oriented atmosphere where every detail is thoughtfully managed to provide both peace of mind and an exceptional quality of life.

The Remington of Yardley is a premier senior living community located at 255 Oxford Valley Rd, Yardley, PA 19067. Situated just minutes from the...

McCaffrey's Food Markets is a premier supermarket and gourme

McCaffrey's Food Markets

McCaffrey's Food Markets is a premier supermarket and gourmet grocery destination serving communities across Southeastern Pennsylvania and Central New Jersey. With a commitment to quality and community, the company provides a wide range of fresh food options and is currently expanding its footprint with a new full-size market scheduled to open in Doylestown, PA, in 2027. Customers can explore a diverse selection of departments, including a full-service deli, bakery, meat and seafood counters, and gourmet cheese selections. The market specializes in prepared foods and catering services for any occasion, while also offering nutrition-focused resources such as heart-healthy and gluten-free recipes to support diverse dietary needs. Shoppers can enjoy the convenience of the McCaffrey's Express online ordering service alongside traditional in-store shopping experiences. By maintaining a transparent coupon and price scan policy and actively supporting local community initiatives like fire department benefits, McCaffrey's ensures a reliable and customer-focused grocery experience.

McCaffrey's Food Markets is a premier supermarket and gourmet grocery destination serving communities across Southeastern Pennsylvania and Central...

Gasper Landscapes

Gasper Landscapes is an award-winning landscape design, construction, and garden center company serving the Delaware Valley for more than 35 years. Family-owned and operated, Gasper specializes in creating beautiful outdoor living environments through expert landscape design, hardscape installation, carpentry, garden services, and outdoor furnishings. The company offers a full range of services and products including landscape and hardscape construction, patios, walkways, retaining walls, ponds, outdoor kitchens, irrigation, landscape lighting, garden supplies, seasonal décor, and premium outdoor furniture. Their Home &amp; Garden Center features a 6-acre nursery and greenhouse stocked with plants, pottery, gardening accessories, pond supplies, and unique gifts. Known for exceptional craftsmanship and customer service, Gasper Landscapes has built a strong reputation throughout Bucks County and the surrounding region. Their experienced team of landscape designers, craftsmen, masons, carpenters, and horticulturists work closely with homeowners to transform outdoor spaces into functional and beautiful environments tailored to each client’s vision. Whether you’re planning a complete backyard transformation, enhancing curb appeal, or shopping for premium garden and outdoor living products, Gasper Landscapes provides the expertise, creativity, and quality to bring your project to life.

Gasper Landscapes is an award-winning landscape design, construction, and garden center company serving the Delaware Valley for more than 35 years....

Friends Village: Where Purpose Meets Community

Friends Village

Friends Village offers community living rooted in purpose, belonging and choice. Blending Quaker values and active aging, we promote connection and care for one another. Our residents live well, engaged with the wider world and confident they will have support should they need it. Located on two campuses, Friends Village provides independent living and personal care in peaceful settings embedded in residential neighborhoods. Our Paxson Campus is in the heart of Newtown Borough, close to shops, dining and local events. Our Styer Campus, on Lower Dolington Road, boasts raised-bed gardens and walking paths for resident enjoyment. The full calendar of resident-informed programming features lectures, wellness classes, discussion groups and cultural events to promote residents’ intellectual, physical and social well-being. If needed, Friends Village provides our residents with flexible, affordable support in their own apartments through its NeighborCare program. By using our long-tenured and dedicated staff, it is a home care service without the onerous minimum hours or uncertain staffing of agencies. And if care needs increase further, personal care is available in our historic Paxson Hall. What truly sets Friends Village apart is the warm sense of community. While residents remain connected outside of our walls, our small size and intentional approach ensure that each resident is known and know that they genuinely belong – they thrive, make new friends and live well. Locations: • Paxson Hall Campus: 50 South Congress Street, Newtown PA 18940 • Styer Campus: 331 Lower Dolington Road, Newtown PA 18940

Friends Village offers community living rooted in purpose, belonging and choice. Blending Quaker values and active aging, we promote connection and...

Fabric Designs Custom Window Treatments

38 years of providing clients with custom window treatments. Jewelry for your windows. Complimentary consultation.

38 years of providing clients with custom window treatments. Jewelry for your windows. Complimentary consultation. 

Philly Favorite Steven Singer Jewelers Opens Newtown Store

Steven Singer Jewelers 

Steven Singer Jewelers has opened its first-ever second location in Newtown, bringing its iconic “I Hate Steven Singer” experience closer to home for Bucks County shoppers. This new neighborhood store offers real diamonds, famous 24-karat gold-dipped roses, and a full-service jewelry repair shop with the same trusted service and exceptional experience customers have loved for over 45 years.

Steven Singer Jewelers has opened its first-ever second location in Newtown, bringing its iconic “I Hate Steven Singer” experience closer to home...

Welcoming new clients at Evergreen Organic Studio

Evergreen Organic Studio

Evergreen Organic Studio: Beautiful Hair with a Clean-Conscious Approach Located inside Sola Salons in Newtown, Pennsylvania, Evergreen Organic Studio offers a thoughtful and welcoming approach to modern haircare. Founded by longtime friends and stylists Shelby Madhuizen and Kate Cuttle, the salon was created to provide beautiful, high-quality hair services while being mindful of the ingredients used and their impact on both clients and the environment. Alongside Shelby and Kate, stylists Lauren and Deanna are also part of the Evergreen team. Together, they bring years of experience, creativity, and a genuine passion for helping people feel confident and comfortable. The team is known for being down-to-earth, approachable, and creating a relaxed space where clients can laugh, unwind, and feel at home. Evergreen specializes in Organic Colour Systems, a professional plant-based color line free from ammonia, parabens, and resorcinol. The studio offers services including gray coverage, dimensional blonding, balayage, glossing, and precision cuts—delivering vibrant, healthy results while using gentler products on the hair and scalp. As a clean-conscious hair salon in Newtown, Evergreen focuses on modern color techniques and healthier haircare options for clients looking for beautiful results with thoughtfully chosen products. Every appointment includes a personalized consultation and honest recommendations to help clients maintain healthy hair long after they leave the chair.

 Evergreen Organic Studio: Beautiful Hair with a Clean-Conscious Approach Located inside Sola Salons in Newtown, Pennsylvania, Evergreen Organic...

Where great friends, great food, and great times meet!

Wycombe Tavern & Grille

The Wycombe has been a beloved part of Wycombe, PA, since the 1870s when it began as the Wycombe Inn. Over the years, it has transformed into several establishments, including the Wycombe Pub &amp; Grill, the Wycombe Publick House, and the Wycombe House. This historic building has welcomed diners for over a century. Today, the Wycombe Tavern &amp; Grille continues that tradition, offering a warm atmosphere and attentive service. With a menu crafted to reflect its rich character and ambiance, it’s a spot where history meets modern dining. And located on the 2nd story of the Wycombe Tavern is The Loft, a private room perfect for special events for parties up to 35 people!

The Wycombe has been a beloved part of Wycombe, PA, since the 1870s when it began as the Wycombe Inn. Over the years, it has transformed into...

Trusted Men’s Health, Testosterone & Wellness Experts

Gameday Men's Health

Gameday Men’s Health is dedicated to supporting the long-term wellness of men throughout the Newtown community with a comprehensive, personalized approach to care. Our clinic is designed to offer a comfortable, private, and modern environment where men can address their health concerns with confidence. We provide wellness services including testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), peptide therapy, weight-loss programs, vitamin therapy, and diagnostic lab testing to help men understand and optimize their overall health. Many of the patients we serve are looking for support with symptoms such as low energy, decreased motivation, difficulty building muscle, fatigue, or issues affecting sexual health, including erectile dysfunction (ED). Our team works closely with each individual to tailor care in a way that supports improved vitality, performance, and daily well-being. Whether someone is exploring TRT for the first time, interested in peptide therapy for enhanced recovery and metabolic support, or seeking solutions to improve confidence and quality of life, our goal is to make the process seamless and supportive from start to finish. We pride ourselves on offering quick appointment availability, same-day lab review, and a streamlined experience that eliminates unnecessary delays. Every patient receives the time, attention, and expertise they deserve, ensuring that treatment decisions are clear, personalized, and empowering. Gameday Men’s Health is here to help men feel like the best version of themselves—physically, mentally, and emotionally. Our Newtown clinic is open Tuesday through Friday from 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM, providing extended hours that fit into busy schedules. Whether you’re seeking improved energy, better performance, or a clearer understanding of your health, our team is committed to guiding you every step of the way.

Gameday Men’s Health is dedicated to supporting the long-term wellness of men throughout the Newtown community with a comprehensive, personalized...

RedBerry Frozen Yogurt

Looking for a sweet treat any time of year? Stop by Red Berry Frozen Yogurt at 1040 Second Street Pike! We’re open all winter, serving up your favorite frozen yogurt flavors with all the toppings you love. Whether you're out for a casual dessert or a quick afternoon pick-me-up, we’ve got something for everyone. Visit us Sunday through Thursday from 12 PM to 9 PM, and Friday &amp; Saturday from 12 PM to 10 PM. Swing by and treat yourself—because frozen yogurt is always in season!

Looking for a sweet treat any time of year? Stop by Red Berry Frozen Yogurt at 1040 Second Street Pike! We’re open all winter, serving up your...

Anthony Petsis & Associates

As Bucks County’s top-rated financial advisory firm, we empower you to take control of your financial future with confidence. With a legacy spanning two generations, we are a trusted partner, delivering personalized, fiduciary-driven financial advice tailored to your unique needs. Our vision extends beyond today—we are committed to helping your family build and preserve wealth for the next 100 years. As a fiduciary firm, we always act in your best interest, ensuring a financial strategy designed for lasting success.

As Bucks County’s top-rated financial advisory firm, we empower you to take control of your financial future with confidence. With a legacy...

UnScripted Productions

In many ways, we are the anti-improv company. Improv is just the entry point to a community of acceptance and contribution that translates into personal growth, human connection, and transformation. We are not for everyone. If you believe that there is so much more to being human and that we are meant to be connected (by more than phones), then this might be the community you are looking for... If you've been looking for a room where you are note judge but rather supported; where you belong because of who you are not in spite of it; a place where it's safe to laugh among differences and be curious enough to care... You just found your room. Community classes. Professional development. Corporate training. And more.

In many ways, we are the anti-improv company. Improv is just the entry point to a community of acceptance and contribution that translates into...

Community Invited To Welcome Home CR-Newtown...

The team won district, section, state championship, before falling in the East Region championship game to Mass.

Community Invited To Welcome Home CR-Newtown U11 Baseball Team

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🌱 Patch AM: Four Newtown residents lost big to...

Coming up on the Newtown Patch calendar: Funny Farm Comedy Show

🌱 Patch AM: Four Newtown residents lost big to scams in just three days.

Community Corner

Ale Trail Collaborates On New Brew, Ice Cream...

This is a summary of some of the business stories that made news this past week across Bucks County.

Ale Trail Collaborates On New Brew, Ice Cream Store Opens Its Doors In Bucks

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🌱 Patch AM:  Residents Report Big Losses From...

Happening soon: Qigong Outdoors on the Newtown Patch calendar

🌱 Patch AM:  Residents Report Big Losses From Scams: Newtown Twp. Police Report

 Residents Report Big Losses From Scams:...

Another resident reported that a credit card was opened in their name and used to purchase a firearms.

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