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Coming up on the calendar:

  • Dave & Boo-sters at Dave & Buster's
  • Moonlight Mixer! at Dave & Buster's

Today's riddle: What do you get if you buy a French ax and have it shipped? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

  • Saturday: Some sun, then clouds, with a high of 60 and low of 40 degrees.
  • Sunday: Mostly sunny and comfortable, temps: high: 63, low: 42.
  • Monday: Partly sunny and pleasant, with a high of 65 and low of 44 degrees.

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  • Winbak Farm Harrisburg Mixed Sale videos now posted – U.S. Trotting News (ustrottingnews.com)
  • Harrisburg housing for homeless veterans nears completion, preps for ribbon cutting (theburgnews.com)
  • Shapiro Administration Reduces Emergency Waitlist for ID/A Services by More Than 2,700 Individuals in Unprecedented Commitment to Serving Pennsylvanians with Intellectual Disabilities and Autism (pa.gov)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "What do you get if you buy a French ax and have it shipped?" — You have a foreign ax-sent (accent) (Thank you Carrie E. for sending it in!)
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