Roxborough man secures his Fortune through Buy Nothing group

He is known on the buy nothing site for his love of coolers of all sizes,
unusual requests relating to camping and hiking equipment, and his
almost bizarre requests for miscellaneous items. His willingness to
drop anything on a moment's notice to go retrieve a gift makes him a
popular man to receive gifted items, and his happiness when being
selected a "winner" can only be compared to someone winning the actual
lottery. He estimates that his newest gifted item, a compression tool
which will allow him to salvage the last bit of bar soap, is the perfect
item. Additionally the dozens of coolers that he has collected in his
quest to make "the perfect ice cube" is sure to bring him a large
fortune in impressing guests.

Happy April Fools day, bud. May this year bring you plenty of gifted items.