It doesn't take long, when a former culprit turns legal, for the gate to give way to another designer drug. An operation that used to be held together by hemp is now coordinated by box. Chillin' in the privacy of your home is still smokin', however. Your home is still your space station, but with all the latest gizmos. Lights, action and cameras make you a star in your own Android galaxy.
Who wouldn't want the sensation of being all-powerful? Who wouldn't want to transcend the boundaries of day and night? Who wouldn't want to be assimilated into the special effects of in-home entertainment?
Just like LSD, the price of keeping up with the Jones' is mind blowin'. Getting turned on may be easy, but the cost of getting hooked up is 169 percent higher (oh yeah) for every wireless user today than ten years ago. That's why doing less with more broadband width and definition is the new gateway drug.
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One input needle (in a haystack?) allows flow and delivery to all parts of your system. It's just so far out, when it's at eye level. It's trippin' in 3-D, spacin' out episodes, and flashbacks to the 60's. When it makes sense to engage the senses, there's always something else to experiment with. It's the opening of the mind that will give you an eyeful. An experience of the perpetual turn-on is available for a flat-lined rate.
This is in-your-face excitement that follows you from room to room. It's a surreal feasting on multiple menus with potential for ever greater connectivity. Sight and sound dance down the halls of the house as the walls come tumblin' down. It's a gateway drug that can only lead to bigger and bolder hits.
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Don't you understand that this is another opportunity to explore a home-grown alternative to living with the doldrums. We can weed out anxiety over medical conditions and plug into digital therapy. It's palliative for those who care less.
Try it once and you'll be hooked. Wake to it, and go to sleep with its sedation. It's your gateway drug to fully-installed virtual reality. That is, until piracy blackouts steal away your quick fix.
