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🌱 Queen of the Green Women's Golf Outing and 10 more events

Valley Green, Pennsylvania Patch AM: a 3 min read

What's up Valley Green! Let's start this morning right by getting caught up on what's going on around town. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

  • Queen of the Green Women's Golf Outing at Carlisle Barracks Golf Course

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 89 and low of 73 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, temps: high: 87, low: 71.
  • Saturday: An afternoon t-storm; humid, with a high of 89 and low of 72 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

    Thursday August 6
  • Page Turners Story Time
    Middletown Public Library 20 North Catherine Street, Middletown, PA 17057
    2:00 pm
  • Friday August 7
  • LEGO® Challenge
    Red Land Community Library, 70 Newberry Commons, Etters
    10:30 am
  • Saturday August 8
  • Lafayette Trail Marker Ceremonial Unveiling
    Middletown Borough Hall 60 W Emaus St, Middletown, PA 17057
    11:00 am
  • Monday August 10
  • Knit & Crochet Club
    Red Land Community Library, 70 Newberry Commons, Etters
    1:00 pm
  • Tax Collector Hours
    Middletown Borough Hall Borough Hall Tax Office, 60 W Emaus Street, Middletown, PA, 17057, United States
    5:00 pm
  • Tuesday August 11
  • Tiny Tots Storytime
    Middletown Public Library 20 North Catherine Street, Middletown, PA 17057
    10:30 am
  • Wee Readers Storytime
    Middletown Public Library 20 North Catherine Street, Middletown, PA 17057
    1:00 pm
  • Friday August 14
  • Library Tales for Tails
    Red Land Community Library, 70 Newberry Commons, Etters
    11:00 am
  • Tuesday August 18
  • Evening Book Club
    Red Land Community Library, 70 Newberry Commons, Etters
    7:00 pm
  • Wednesday August 19
  • Matt Jameson Live: Open Mic Wednesday @ The Blue Sky Tavern 6:30-9pm
    The Blue Sky Tavern/Red Mill Ribs & Whiskey, 895 Old Trail Rd, Etters
    6:30 pm
  • Saturday August 22
  • Live Acoustic Music @ The Racehorse Tavern
    RaceHorse Tavern, 738 N Biesecker Rd, Thomasville
    7:00 pm

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🗞 Nearby News

Middletown

  • Penn State Harrisburg establishes first-generation honor society chapter (psu.edu)
  • Your losing Eagles or Steelers lottery ticket could still score big (shorenewsnetwork.com)

Manchester

  • Police are investigating hit-and-run crash involving commercial truck, sedan in West Manchester Township (fox43.com)
  • York County is spraying for mosquitoes tonight in these neighborhoods and parks (pennlive.com)
  • Swollen cans, old food residue: York County restaurant inspection results (pennlive.com)

Ok Valley Green! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Valley Green

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Valley Green

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.