🌱 Joshua - The Musical and 10 more events

Hey there, Witmer! Let's get started with what's happening in and around town. Read on and stay in the loop. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Joshua - The Musical at Sight & Sound Theatres
• Professional Development Day at Lancaster SD

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 90 and low of 71 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
• Friday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, temps: high: 86, low: 69.
• Saturday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 87 and low of 71 degrees.

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📸 Around Witmer

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Witmer

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★ Featured events ★

Friday August 7

• Joshua - The Musical →
  Sight & Sound Theatres, 300 Hartman Bridge Rd, Ronks
  7:00 pm

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Other local events

Tuesday August 11

• Professional Development Day
  Lancaster SD PA

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📣 Witmer Shout Outs!

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• Local Emergency Planning Committee (LEPC) →
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar
  1:00 pm
• 2026 College send-off celebration
  Lancaster SD McCaskey East Cafeteria, 1051 Lehigh Avenue, Lancaster, PA, 17602, United States
  4:30 pm

Friday August 7

• Youth Intervention Center Board of Managers →
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
  10:00 am

Sunday August 9

• Sun Aug 9 | Lancaster, PA | 1:30 PM →
  Tanger Outlets Lancaster, 311 Stanley K Tanger Dr, Lancaster
  1:30 pm
• Classics IV →
  American Music Theatre, 2425 Lincoln Hwy E, Lancaster
  3:00 pm

Monday August 10

• Salary Board →
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
  1:30 pm
• Planning Commission →
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
  2:30 pm
• Board of Supervisors Regular Meeting →
  West Lampeter Township Police - 852 Village Road P O Box 237 Lampeter PA 17537
  7:00 pm

Tuesday August 11

• Professional Development Day
  Lancaster SD PA
• County Commissioners' Work Session →
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
  10:00 am

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Franklin & Marshall College posted a job opening for Custodian, 2nd Shift (2 positions available) - Franklin & Marshall College in Lancaster. Apply here.
• PeopleShare, Inc. posted a job opening for Material Handler in Lancaster. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Witmer here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Lampeter

• Lancaster 4-H Beef Club Marks Century of Fun and Learning (lancasterfarming.com)
• Democrat Jess Branas to hold town hall ahead of 97th House District race (lancasteronline.com)

Lancaster

• PUBLIC NOTICE #B886-26-02 Tree Well Site Assessment & Inventory RFP THE CITY OF LANCASTER, PA The City of Lancaster, (lancasteronline.com)
• Lancaster company lauds benefits of direct employee ownership (cpbj.com)
• Vatter Construction: Lancaster's Reliable General Contractors (amnews.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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