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๐ŸŒฑ ROSS FTO Meeting (Pot Luck Dinner) and 11 more events

Witmer, Pennsylvania Patch AM: a 3 min read

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Coming up on the calendar:

  • ROSS FTO Meeting (Pot Luck Dinner) at Lancaster SD
  • LAF Primary Field Day at Lancaster SD
  • C&M Panoply/Spring Concert at Lancaster SD

... and check out 4 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: what do you call a rabbit with fleas? ๐Ÿค” (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: A shower and thunderstorm, with a high of 70 and low of 51 degrees.
  • Thursday: Breezy with a shower in spots, temps: high: 61, low: 48.
  • Friday: Breezy with a shower in spots, with a high of 69 and low of 49 degrees.

๐Ÿ“ธ Around Witmer

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๐Ÿ—“ Upcoming Events in Witmer

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    Wednesday May 13
  • ROSS FTO Meeting (Pot Luck Dinner)
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA 17602
    6:00 pm
  • Thursday May 14
  • LAF Primary Field Day
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA 17602
  • C&M Panoply/Spring Concert
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA 17602
    3:30 pm
  • PRICE Spring Concert
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA 17602
    5:00 pm
  • Valued Volunteers at Martin School
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA 17602
    5:00 pm
  • Zoning Hearing Board Meeting
    East Lampeter Twp Police Department East Lampeter Township Municipal Offices Public Meeting Room, 2250 Old Philadelphia Pike, Lancaster, PA, 17602, United States
    7:00 pm
  • Tuesday May 19
  • Election Day
    East Lampeter Twp Police Department East Lampeter Township Municipal Offices Public Meeting Room, 2250 Old Philadelphia Pike, Lancaster, PA, 17602, United States
    6:00 am

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๐Ÿ—“ Events Nearby

    Wednesday May 13
  • Board of Assessment Appeals โ†’
    Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
    8:30 am
  • Commissioners' Board Meeting โ†’
    Lancaster County, PA Calendar, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
    9:15 am
  • Early Dismissal - Secondary + MAR
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA, 17603, United States
    12:00 pm
  • Early Dismissal - Elementary
    Lancaster SD Lancaster, PA, 17603, United States
    12:30 pm
  • Sewer Authority Meeting โ†’
    East Lampeter Township Municipal Offices Public Meeting Room, 2250 Old Philadelphia Pike, Lancaster
    4:00 pm

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๐Ÿ’ฌ Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • The Home Depot, Inc. posted a job opening for Customer Service/Sales in Lancaster. Apply here.
  • Allied Universal Security posted a job opening for Janitor in Lancaster. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Witmer here.

๐Ÿ—ž Nearby News

Lampeter

Lancaster

  • Root's Country Market celebrates 101 years in Lancaster County (wgal.com)
  • Lancaster City considers changes to roadways, seeks public feedback (abc27.com)
  • Effort to save Lancaster County Prison's castle-like exterior underway (fox43.com)

Ok Witmer! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Bugs Bunny ! (Thank you bruce A. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Witmer

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Witmer

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.