π± Corrado Comedy Show @ Halcyon of Lancaster: 6/6/26 and 10 more events
Lancaster, South Carolina Patch AM: a 4 min read
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Coming up on the calendar:
Romance in the Vines
Rain date: Indian Land High Graduation at Discovery Charter of Lancaster
Rain Date: Lancaster High Graduation at Discovery Charter of Lancaster
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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? π€ (Answer below!)
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Rain date: Indian Land High Graduation Discovery Charter of Lancaster
Lancaster, SC 29720
9:00 am
Rain Date: Lancaster High Graduation Discovery Charter of Lancaster
Lancaster, SC 29720
11:30 am
Katawba Valley Land Trust Speaker Series Featuring Ericah Beason from the SC Department of Natural Resources Lancaster County Chamber of Commerce
Carole Ray Dowling Center, USC Lancaster Campus, 509 Hubbard Drive, Lancaster, SC 29720
7:00 pm
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What your neighbors are talking about on social media
I find that when I leave my phone in another room while Iβm doing chores, the tasks actually go by much faster. It is interesting how much mental energy is tied up just in waiting for notifications. (Nextdoor Whitehall)
Available Animals -> https://animals.cabarruscounty.us/avail-dogs.html
https://animals.cabarruscounty.us/avail-cats.html (Nextdoor Walnut Creek)
Disabledperson, Inc posted a job opening for Stocking Team Associate at Walmart in Lancaster, South Carolina in Lancaster. Apply here.
Lancaster CSD posted a job opening for 2025-2026 - Softball JV Assistant Coach in Lancaster. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Lancaster here.
π Nearby News
Kershaw
Keeping Homes Comfortable Year-Round with Urgent Air Services, a Kershaw HVAC Company (bakercityherald.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!