Man Steals Porn From Nashville Hustler Store So He Can Go Back To Jail: Police

NASHVILLE, TN — Early Wednesday morning, Metro Police arrested a man with his arms full of porn and his heart full of desire to go back to jail.

Police responded to an alarm at the Hustler Hollywood store at the corner of Church Street and 14th Avenue around 3 a.m. Wednesday and found the front door of the store smashed in with a rock and saw a man leaving the back door with 10 porn DVDs.

Perhaps realizing the excuse "I just read it for the articles" wouldn't work in this particular situation, the man allegedly told investigators he stole the adult movies because he wanted to go back to jail. Detectives say the man is on probation for a gas station robbery on Murfreesboro Pike.

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