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Coming up on the calendar:
- Flatonia Golf Association (FGA) — Flatonia Chamber at Flatonia Golf Course
- Kevin Fowler
- Midnight Wranglers at Cistern Country Store at Cistern Country Store
... and check out 1 more event on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Friday: Partly sunny and windy, with a high of 88 and low of 71 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Saturday: Not as warm with a t-storm, temps: high: 81, low: 54.
- Sunday: Clouds breaking; less humid, with a high of 74 and low of 57 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
Friday April 17
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Del Castillo Trio
Bugle Boy , 1051 N Jefferson St , La Grange
8:00 pm
Saturday April 18
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Czech & German Language Classes
Schulenburg Public Library
9:30 am
Monday April 20
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Monument Hill Workday
Kreische Brewery & Monument Hill State Historic Sites , 414 TX-92 Spur , La Grange
9:00 am
Friday April 24
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Zac Wilkerson
Bugle Boy , 1051 N Jefferson St , La Grange
7:00 pm
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Next Stop Comedy at K. Spoetzl Brewery! - Shiner, TX
K. Spoetzl Brewery & Distillery , 603 E Brewery St , Shiner
9:00 pm
Saturday May 9
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Classic and New Car Meetup at Mullins Prairie Store
Mullins Prairie Store , 7408 Mullins Prairie Loop , La Grange
3:00 pm
Saturday May 16
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Bluff Spasslauf
414 TX-92 Spur , La Grange
12:00 pm
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Bluff SchuetzenFest 2026
Kreische Brewery & Monument Hill State Historic Sites , 414 TX-92 Spur , La Grange
12:00 pm
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Dairy Farmers of America posted a job opening for Production Supervisor - Night Shift in Schulenburg. Apply here.
🗞 Nearby News
Shiner
- A Milestone in Motion: Cervical Disc Replacement Debuts in Victoria (victoriaadvocate.com)
- Precelia Giles Brown (Sissie) - November 8, 1931 to April 12, 2026 (94) - The Voice of Cuero,Texas (cueroonlinenews.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: The NO-BELL prize (Thank you Gina M. for sending it in!)
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