Hello Flatonia! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
- Midnight Wranglers at Cistern Country Store at Cistern Country Store
Today's riddle: what do you call a rabbit with fleas? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Wednesday: Mostly sunny and warm, with a high of 90 and low of 64 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Thursday: Partly sunny and very warm, temps: high: 93, low: 70.
- Friday: Breezy and very warm, with a high of 92 and low of 72 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
Wednesday May 13
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Free Chess Lessons
Schulenburg Public Library
4:45 pm
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Senior Scholarship Program
Shiner El
Shiner, TX 77984
6:30 pm
Saturday May 16
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Czech & German Language Classes
Schulenburg Public Library
9:30 am
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Bluff Spasslauf →
414 TX-92 Spur, La Grange
12:00 pm
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Bluff SchuetzenFest 2026 →
Kreische Brewery & Monument Hill State Historic Sites, 414 TX-92 Spur, La Grange
12:00 pm
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Bluff SchuetzenFest →
Kreische Brewery & Monument Hill State Historic Sites, 414 TX-92 Spur, La Grange
12:00 pm
Sunday May 17
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Band Banquet - 6:00 pm
Shiner El
Shiner, TX 77984
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A Girl & A Gun, La Grange T-time →
Fayette County Gun Club, 5338 US-77, La Grange
3:00 pm
Tuesday May 19
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Hallettsville Livestock Commission Company →
Hallettsville Livestock Commission, 140 Auction Ring Rd, Hallettsville
11:00 am
Friday May 22
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Senior Graduation
Comanche Stadium, 600 Co Rd 348, Shiner
7:30 pm
Sunday May 24
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152 nd Church Anniversary →
1020 St Andrew St, Gonzales
7:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
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McDonald's posted a job opening for Crew Team Member (up to 12.50hr) in Flatonia. Apply here.
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Whataburger posted a job opening for Restaurant Porter - Unit 789 in Schulenburg. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Flatonia here.
🗞 Nearby News
La Grange
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Bugs Bunny ! (Thank you bruce A. for sending it in!)
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