🌱 Blood on the Clocktower April’s Fools and 10 more events

Good day Holland! We're here again with what you need to know today. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Echoes of the Void: An Empty Pool Immersive Sound + Yin Yoga Experience at Summer Fun Water Park
• Blood on the Clocktower April’s Fools at Blackbird Books & Spirits
• Clement - Holland, TX 2026 at Slice of Heaven Educational Farm

Today's riddle: What did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Friday: Mainly cloudy; breezy, humid, with a high of 89 and low of 61 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
• Saturday: Cloudy with a t-storm; breezy, temps: high: 70, low: 47.
• Sunday: Pleasant with clouds and sun, with a high of 71 and low of 50 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Holland

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday April 18

• Echoes of the Void: An Empty Pool Immersive Sound + Yin Yoga Experience
  Summer Fun Water Park, 1410 Waco Rd, Belton
  7:30 pm

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Other local events

Sunday April 19

• Blood on the Clocktower April’s Fools
  Blackbird Books & Spirits , 203 N East St Suite E , Belton
  6:00 pm

Friday May 8

• Clement - Holland, TX 2026
  Slice of Heaven Educational Farm , 17851 FM 1123 , Holland
  9:00 am

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🗓 Events Nearby

Friday April 17

• Salado JV Softball @ Jarrell
  Jarrell High School , 1100 FM487 , Jarrell
  5:00 pm
• Bar 1859 Salado — MICHAEL ALEXANDERSSON
  Bar 1859 , 21 N Main St , Salado
  7:00 pm

Saturday April 18

• Live Music at the Local Vine with Michael Alexandersson
  The Local Vine Salado , 19 N Main St Suite 5e , Salado
  5:00 pm
• Brotherhood Academy Legacy Gala
  Tenroc Event Centers, Inc. , 5471 Thomas Arnold Rd , Salado
  5:00 pm

Tuesday April 21

• Taylor Varsity Baseball @ Salado
  Salado High School , 1880 Williams Rd , Salado
  7:00 pm

Thursday April 23

• Wilson Valley Mercantile - Open Mic Night
  Wilson Valley Mercantile , 2421 Wilson Valley Loop , Little River-Academy
  6:00 pm
• Spring Reds and Rosé
  Salado Winery and Salado Wine Seller , 841 N Main St , Salado
  6:00 pm

Saturday April 25

• All Hat No Cadillac
  Johnny's Steaks & Bar-Be-Que , 301 Thomas Arnold Rd , Salado
  6:00 pm
• Outdoor Stage at Barrow Brewing in Salado, Texas - Everett Wren Band
  Barrow Brewing Company , 108 Royal St , Salado
  7:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Chipotle posted a job opening for Crew Member in Georgetown. Apply here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Salado

• 2026 Salado General Election Candidates (saladovillagevoice.com)
• 7 Fun Things to Do in Austin This Weekend: April 16-19 (austinmonthly.com)
• C. David Broecker (saladovillagevoice.com)

Belton

• Belton New Tech Robotics returning to global stage (fox44news.com)
• Belton ISD students capture honors at Texas History Day (kxxv.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: The NO-BELL prize (Thank you Gina M. for sending it in!)
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