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- Want to help test cutting-edge Air Force aircraft at Lackland AFB?
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Wednesday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 88 and low of 71 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
- Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, temps: high: 86, low: 73.
- Friday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 83 and low of 73 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Engineer (NH-0801-03) 418FLTS San Antonio, Texas. (af.mil) — A new full-time General Engineer position is open at the 418th Flight Test Squadron’s operating location on Lackland AFB in San Antonio, supporting planning and execution of advanced flight tests. The role offers a competitive 2026 salary range, potential relocation incentives, and requires a technical engineering degree plus eligibility for high-level security clearances and flight-related medical qualifications. 
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🗞 Nearby News
San Antonio
- San Antonio braces for Knicks fans, downtown surge ahead of Spurs' NBA Finals opener (news4sanantonio.com)
- San Antonio Metro Health offers event for young dads as families prep for stresses of summer (sacurrent.com)
- Aquifer Conditions Improve: EAA Lifts Stage 3 and Returns to Stage 2 (uvaldehesperian.com)
Converse
- Converse first responder summer camp aims to boost local recruitment amid application decline (ksat.com)
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