Adam Smith

Montgomery County

Gaby Arancibia

Washington Metropolitan Area

Bethesda-Chevy Chase

Maryland

Kensington

Potomac

Fairfax County

Michael O'Connell

McLean

Virginia

Wheaton

Takoma Park

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Georgetown

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Silver Spring

Arlington County

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Rosslyn

Clarendon-Courthouse-Rosslyn

Clarendon

Alden Theatre

Ever wonder how others perceive you? “Seinfeld” writer Pat Hazell goes in search of his own “Permanent Record” in a confessional night at The Alden Theatre filled with humor, heart and humanity. Hazell hired an actual opposition research company to investigate his past, and he is now forced to define himself. Pat opens the vault to his faults, foibles and foul play to turn a stroll down Memory Lane into a high-speed chase down Memory Highway. If you can’t laugh at yourself, why not laugh at him? Saturday, May 9, 7 p.m. (ASL interpreted) $30 Standard/$25 Seniors/$20 MCC district residents.

Local Event: Pat Hazell's "Permanent Record" at Alden Theatre

Pat Hazell's "Permanent Record" at Alden Theatre

Ever wonder how others perceive you? “Seinfeld” writer Pat Hazell goes in search of his own “Permanent Record” in a...

Härth

This Mother’s Day at Härth, discover a beautifully curated brunch set in a warm and elegant atmosphere.&nbsp; Seatings available from 10:30 AM - 1:00 PM.&nbsp; Delight in a seasonal spread featuring a chef-attended carving station, fresh brunch favorites, locally inspired accompaniments, and an array of decadent desserts. Thoughtfully designed to bring everyone together, it is a gracious way to honor the moms and mother figures who mean so much. A moment to savor, share, and remember. <a href="https://www.opentable.com/r/harth-mclean" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Reserve</a>&nbsp;via Open Table $79 per guest inclusive of tax, service fees, and gratuity.&nbsp;

Local Event: Mother's Day Brunch at Härth

Mother's Day Brunch at Härth

This Mother’s Day at Härth, discover a beautifully curated brunch set in a warm and elegant atmosphere.   Seatings available...

🎓 Considering a different approach to school for your child?
Join us for the upcoming Virtual Open House at <a href="https://www.macgillisglobalacademy.net/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">MacGillis Global Academy</a> and discover how personalized online learning can help your student thrive.
Event Details:
📅 Tuesday, May 12, 2026 ⏰ 7:00 PM 💻 Virtual Event | Grades 4–12
At MGA, students benefit from: ✔️ Live, teacher-led instruction ✔️ Small class sizes with individualized support ✔️ Experienced licensed educators ✔️ Flexible learning options for full-time students and homeschool families ✔️ A caring academic community focused on student growth
We’ll also share information about our additional student support services and enrichment opportunities, including: 📚 Tutoring and homework support for core subjects, Honors, and AP courses ☀️ Summer club offerings including Spanish, French, and upcoming STEM-focused enrichment programs
Whether your family is seeking a full-time online private school, academic support, or enrichment opportunities, this is a great chance to learn more and ask questions.
📌 Register here to receive the Zoom link: 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://macgillisglobalacademy.net/open-house" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">macgillisglobalacademy.net/open-house</a>

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Local Event: MacGillis Global Academy Virtual Open House

Howard County

Ellicott City

MacGillis Global Academy Virtual Open House

🎓 Considering a different approach to school for your child?
Join us for the upcoming Virtual Open House at MacGillis Global...

Montgomery County Fairgrounds, Gaithersburg, MD, 20877

Paws in the Park is festival of fun for you and your dog/s! Hosted by the Montgomery County Humane Society, this event includes a dog walk, agility competition, games, contests, prizes, music, food, entertainment and more!&nbsp; All proceeds support the life-saving work of MCHS.

Local Event: Paws in the Park

Paws in the Park

Paws in the Park is festival of fun for you and your dog/s! Hosted by the Montgomery County Humane Society, this event includes...

ON St. Elmo

We are on a roll! 13 shows. 13 sellouts. This show is sure to be number eight! Your headliner this month:
RAHMEIN MOSTAFAVI
Rahmein Mostafavi charms crowds with comic timing and charisma developed throughout two decades of live performance. He addresses social and political topics with a combination of satirical and observational comedy, leaving audiences with a greater sense of purpose, sex appeal and the occasional leg cramp.
Rahmein entered the stand-up world after working as a longtime cast member of “Shear Madness,” the acclaimed Kennedy Center improv/comedy whodunit. His natural joke writing ability, combined with his acting chops, has won him rave reviews in both the Washington area and around the country. He also produces events like a rockstar, bringing live comedy to venues in Maryland, DC and Virginia. He is also the creator and host of the national smash hit Couples Therapy: A Comedy Show.
Rahmein has shared the stage with some of the best comics in the nation, including Dave Attell, Jake Johannsen, Artie Lange, Bert Kreischer, Rich Vos, Jon Lovitz, Tim Meadows, Joe Matarese, Bob Marley, The Sklar Brothers, Jen Kirkman, Red Grant, Godfrey, Joe Torry, Kyle Kinane, Finesse Mitchell, Louis CK, and Maz Jobrani. He has been featured at the Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival, The Devil Cup, Red Clay, The Cleveland Comedy Festival, and the Cape May Comedy Festival. Rahmein has been seen on FOX, heard regularly on Sirius XM, was featured in “The Truth About Money” on PBS, is a regular at the DC Improv, Kennedy Center, and was honored to be a speaker at the world famous TEDx Talks.
FEATURING
AMBER HENDRIX
Amber Hendrix is a Richmond, Virginia-based comedian and producer with the bite force of a juvenile caiman. A writer for satire sites Reductress and The Hard Times, Amber has opened for Dave Attell, Emily Catalano, Rachel Scanlon, and Geoffrey Asmus, among others. She recently featured at the 2025 Raleigh Comedy Festival and performs regularly at the DC Improv.
Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/amberjack_hendrix?igsh=MWhpbjF4d2dsd2I3dw==" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">instagram.com/amberjack_hendrix?igsh=MWhpbjF4d2dsd2I3dw==</a> MATT CHRZANOWSKI
Matt Chrzanowski is a stand-up comedian based out of Washington, DC. He talks a lot about his southern upbringing and corporate life. There isn't much overlap between the two. Matt has performed at the DC Improv, Laughing Skull Lounge, 9:30 Club, and the Red Clay Comedy Festival. He's performed with acts such as Joey Avery, Dan Toomey, and Eddie Ifft. Instagram: @matt_chrzanowski
HOSTED BY:
PETE BERGEN
He may look and sound gruff but he is a big bear of a sweetheart. You’ll love his take on his own sordid history and observations in general. He has opened for and performed with some great folks like Patton Oswalt, Rory Scovel, Bobcat Goldthwait, Annie Lederman, David Koechner, Kelsey Cook, Annie Lederman, Alonso Bodden and more while featuring and headlining some great venues like the DC Improv (DC), Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse (VA), Magooby’s Joke House (MD), Nicks Comedy Stop (Boston), Governors (NY), Church Of Satire (PA) and The Drafthouse Comedy Theater (DC). He is also in recovery and is in demand for 12 step conventions all over. You may recognize Pete from his numerous appearances on Investigation Discovery shows or from his episode on the classic Americas Most Wanted. He always plays a cop because, well, look at him. Pete can also be seen as a contributor on local panel shows “Like It Or Not” and “The Final 5”, both on Fox 5 DC, offering up humorous takes on the days events.

Local Event: On St. Elmo Comedy Bunker 14: Rahmein Mostafavi

On St. Elmo Comedy Bunker 14: Rahmein Mostafavi

We are on a roll! 13 shows. 13 sellouts. This show is sure to be number eight! Your headliner this month:
RAHMEIN...

MacGillis Global Academy, where curiosity leads to greatness, is now enrolling for its summer enrichment programs. As a Maryland Certified Online Academic Program, we offer students a chance to expand their horizons through interactive, small-group sessions from the comfort of home.
Our Summer Offerings Include:
<ul><li>World Language Clubs: Students can choose between Spanish or French at beginner, intermediate, or advanced levels. These clubs meet weekly for 45 minutes over an 8-week summer session.</li><li>Science Olympiad Club: Stay tuned for our upcoming "hands-on, minds-on" science program designed to get students future-ready.</li></ul>
Why Choose MacGillis?
We take pride in our rigorous standards and are fully accredited by Cognia, NCA CASI, NWAC, and SACS CASI. Our goal is to provide a world-class education that fosters limitless futures for every student.
Registration Details:
<ul><li>Club Fee: $125.00</li><li>Website: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.macgillisglobalacademy.net" rel="noopener nofollow">www.macgillisglobalacademy.net</a></li><li>Contact: <a target="_blank" href="mailto:info@macgillisglobalacademy.net" rel="noopener nofollow">info@macgillisglobalacademy.net</a></li></ul>
Don't let the "summer slide" happen&mdash;join a community where students achieve more!

Kristin Danley-Greiner

Baltimore Metropolitan Area

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