Hello Troutdale! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. βοΈ
Coming up on the calendar:
Labyrinth (1986) at Friday Flix at The Lincoln Theatre
The Ultimate Doors at The Lincoln Theatre
Women's Flyfishing Weekend β Blue Ridge Discovery Center at Blue Ridge Discovery Center
... and check out 1 more event on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why did the boss deny a raise to the can of paint? π€ (Answer below!)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he didn't apply himself. (Thank you Rita S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!