🌱 A Tale Of Two and 10 more events

Hello Lumberport! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• A Tale Of Two at Robinson Grand Performing Arts Center

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Couple of thunderstorms, with a high of 85 and low of 68 degrees.
• Friday: A shower and t-storm; humid, temps: high: 81, low: 67.
• Saturday: A shower and t-storm; humid, with a high of 82 and low of 67 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Lumberport

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★ Featured events ★

Friday August 14

• A Tale Of Two →
  Robinson Grand Performing Arts Center, 444 W Pike St, Clarksburg
  8:00 pm

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Other local events

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• Coed Varsity Golf @ Buckhannon-Upshur High School
  Lincoln High School 551 Tallmansville Road, Buckhannon WV 26201
  4:00 pm

Friday August 7

• Darren Knight aka: Southern Momma & Friends LIVE →
  Robinson Grand Performing Arts Center, 444 W Pike St, Clarksburg
  7:30 pm
• Darren Knight aka Southern Momma →
  Robinson Grand Performing Arts Center, 444 W Pike St, Clarksburg
  7:30 pm
• Micro Wrestling: Bridgeport, WV! →
  The Social Tap, 2036 Anmoore Road, Bridgeport
  8:30 pm

Monday August 10

• Coed Varsity Golf @ Notre Dame Middle/High School
  Lincoln High School 127 E Pike St, Clarksburg West Virginia 26301-2187
  4:00 pm

Tuesday August 11

• Band Concert in the Park
  Lincoln High School 100 Jerry Toth Drive 100 Jerry Toth Drive, Shinnston WV 26431
  6:00 pm

Wednesday August 12

• Back to School Bash - Under Canopy
  Lincoln High School 100 Jerry Toth Drive 100 Jerry Toth Drive, Shinnston WV 26431
  6:00 pm

Friday August 14

• Sports Pictures Day- Volleyballl
  Lincoln High School 100 Jerry Toth Drive 100 Jerry Toth Drive, Shinnston WV 26431
  5:00 pm

Saturday August 15

• Meet the Cougars Fall Edition
  Lincoln High School 100 Jerry Toth Drive 100 Jerry Toth Drive, Shinnston WV 26431
  7:30 pm

Friday August 21

• Mojo Risin - A Door Tribute →
  Robinson Grand Performing Arts Center, 444 W Pike St, Clarksburg
  7:30 pm

Tuesday August 25

• Notre Dame at Lincoln →
  Lincoln High School, 100 Jerry Toth Dr, Shinnston
  6:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Burger King posted a job opening for Team Member in Clarksburg. Apply here.
• GPS Hospitality | Burger King posted a job opening for Burger King Team Member in Clarksburg. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Lumberport here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Clarksburg

• National Night Out brings Clarksburg and Bridgeport neighbors together (wdtv.com)
• Cornerstone Candy opens to packed crowd in downtown Clarksburg (wdtv.com)
• Cybersecurity analysis warns of back-to-school scams, Harrison County assures protections (wvnews.com)

Bridgeport

• WVU Nursing Bridgeport graduates largest class, sending 25 nurses into local hospitals (wvnews.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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