🌱 Sand Blasters vs Hart's Hooterhaus and 10 more events

What's up Hustler! Let's start this morning right by getting caught up on what's going on around town. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Net Ninjas vs Bump, Set, Psych at Hart's Hooterhaus
• Sand Blasters vs Hart's Hooterhaus
• PARTY ANIMAL @ THE DIRTY TURTLE

... and check out 4 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Sunny to partly cloudy, with a high of 83 and low of 56 degrees.
• Friday: A stray afternoon t-storm, temps: high: 86, low: 58. 🌶 Hot!
• Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high of 83 and low of 61 degrees.

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📸 Around Hustler

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Hustler

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★ Featured events ★

Wednesday August 12

• Net Ninjas vs Bump, Set, Psych →
  Hart's Hooterhaus, 205 South St, Hustler
  6:30 pm

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Other local events

Wednesday August 19

• Sand Blasters vs Hart's Hooterhaus →
  Hart's Hooterhaus, 205 South St, Hustler
  6:30 pm

Friday August 21

• PARTY ANIMAL @ THE DIRTY TURTLE →
  The Dirty Turtle, W5250 N Osprey Dr, New Lisbon
  7:00 pm

Thursday August 27

• Richland Center Boys Varsity Soccer @ Mauston →
  Mauston High School, 800 Grayside Ave, Mauston
  5:30 pm

Friday August 28

• Cambridge Varsity Football @ Mauston →
  Mauston High School, 800 Grayside Ave, Mauston
  7:00 pm

Wednesday September 2

• Volleyball Match →
  Hart's Hooterhaus, 205 South St, Hustler
  5:30 pm

Thursday September 3

• Wisconsin Dells Boys Varsity Soccer @ Mauston →
  Mauston High School, 800 Grayside Ave, Mauston
  5:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Saturday August 8

• The Retro Spectres →
  Shipwreck Bay, N7265 Shacks Rd, Mauston
  7:00 pm

Sunday August 9

• Sunday Sip and Swap at Brick and Bean Coffee →
  Brick Sip Haus, 800 Superior Ave, Tomah
  11:30 am

Tuesday August 11

• First Tee Junior Program →
  Castle Rock Golf Course, W6285 Welch Prairie Rd, New Lisbon
  10:00 am
• Trivia Night - Taphouse Twenty →
  Taphouse Twenty, 201 Helen Walton St Ste 1, Tomah
  6:30 pm

Wednesday August 12

• Tomah High School Fall Fest
  Tomah Area SD Tomah High School
  12:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Angelo Water Service posted a job opening for Route Delivery Driver in Elroy. Apply here.
• Republic Services, Inc. posted a job opening for Diesel Technician Apprentice-Paid Training in Mauston. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Hustler here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Mauston

• Michael Lewko (couleecremation.com)
• 2026 HS Football Previews (wrjc.com)

Tomah

• Sparta Morrow Home Purchases Land for New Facility in Tomah (monroecountyherald.com)
• Tomah VA Medical Center Platoon Run Car and Motorcycle Show (va.gov)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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