Health & Fitness
Introducing the Ninja Inquisitor
Yes. Something amazing has arrived to Patch. Something called... The Ninja Inquisitor. It's epic; a phenomenon that has never before been known to man...
Ninjas and Menomonee Falls. What do they have in common? Almost nothing except that I wanted the ninjas to be our new mascot. As expected, my request was shot down by laughter which wasn’t a big deal. It only scratched my idea-pride. From there, I had to find another way to incorporate this unique name and thus was born the Ninja Inquisitor.
There is an opportunity for you to ask questions that we can try and answer. Want to give it a shot? Email us at ninjainquisitor@gmail.com. We can answer anything you want to hear about. Looking for some Prom advice? We’ve got it! Want to hear a funny story to brighten your day? We’ve got plenty. Have no fear though, we will write interesting things while we await your comments. In the meantime, enjoy this almost-summer-but-it’s-still-spring weather everyone!