🌱 Megalodons with River Raider, Jonny Cates and 11 more events

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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Wednesday: Sunny; pleasant, less humid, with a high of 81 and low of 56 degrees.
• Thursday: Mostly sunny and pleasant, temps: high: 83, low: 59.
• Friday: Partly sunny, with a high of 86 and low of 63 degrees. 🌶 Hot!

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🗓 Events Nearby

Wednesday June 3

• Megalodons with River Raider, Jonny Cates
  Pinson Public Library , 4509 Pinson Blvd, Pinson, AL 35126, USA
  10:00 am
• Gemini Tavern & Restaurant Ribbon Cutting
  Lake Guntersville Chamber of Commerce Gemini Tavern & Restaurant, 14365 US Hwy 431, Guntersville, AL, 35976, United States
  11:00 am

Thursday June 4

• North Alabama Agriplex: CULLMAN TOURING FARMS FOR KIDS
  Cullman Area Chamber of Commerce North Alabama Agriplex 1714 Tally Ho Street Cullman, AL. 35055
  1:00 am
• NEW DATE! Senior Health & Fitness Day - MC RSVP and Marshall Medical Centers
  Lake Guntersville Chamber of Commerce Civitan Park, 1130 Sunset Drive, Guntersville, AL, 35976, United States
  4:00 am
• Top Photo Worthy Spots Trail Initiative Ribbon Cutting - MC Tourism and Sports
  Lake Guntersville Chamber of Commerce The Cabins at Cathedral Caverns, 1913 Cathedral Caverns Road, Woodville, AL, 35769, United States
  9:00 am
• Lines & Leaves
  Pinson Public Library , 4509 Pinson Blvd, Pinson, AL 35126, USA
  10:00 am
• Youth & Adult Jiu-Jitsu Classes - Waypoint Jiu-jitsu
  Lake Guntersville Chamber of Commerce Guntersville Parks & Recreation Department, 1500 Sunset Drive, Guntersville, AL, 35976, United States
  11:00 am
• Graduation - Marshall County Leadership Challenge
  Lake Guntersville Chamber of Commerce Gunter’s Landing Golf Club, 1000 Gunter's Landing Rd., Guntersville, AL, 35976, United States
  1:00 pm
• Bracelet Making
  Pinson Public Library , 4509 Pinson Blvd, Pinson, AL 35126, USA
  2:00 pm
• Main Channel Trivia Night on Thursdays →
  Main Channel Brewing, 210 Sand Mountain Dr, Albertville
  6:30 pm
• Weekly Live Trivia Nights at Grumpy's Italian... →
  Grumpy's Italian Grill, 402 5th St SW, Cullman
  6:30 pm
• Ribbon Cutting: Country Wok
  Cullman Area Chamber of Commerce 107 Bangor Ave, Hanceville, AL
  10:30 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Cluster of Storms Moving Through The State Today
  https://ema.alabama.gov/14561/cluster-of-storms-moving-through-the-state-today/ (Nextdoor )
• 2026 Hurricane Season Outlook and Long-Range Forecast for Alabama
  https://ema.alabama.gov/14546/2026-hurricane-season-outlook-and-long-range-forecast-for-alabama/?fbclid… (Nextdoor )

• Tractor Supply posted a job opening for Team Member in Oneonta. Apply here.
• Domino's Pizza, Inc. posted a job opening for Delivery Driver(05890) - 993 2nd Ave. East in Oneonta. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Oneonta here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Holly Pond

• PREP SPORTS: Holly Pond's Maggie Nail reflects on her time as a Bronco (cullmantribune.com)
• Lindsey Howard named principal of Holly Pond Elementary School (cullmantribune.com)
• Obituary: Steven Larry Thomas (cullmantribune.com)

Hanceville

• Hanceville council approves park improvement funding, restaurant liquor license (cullmantribune.com)
• Hanceville Library celebrates poetry contest winners (cullmantribune.com)
• Wallace State Flag Football Finishes No. 20 in Final WCFFB Top 25 (cullmantribune.com)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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