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Too Cute

In which a toddler at IKEA reminds me of a childhood trauma

I didn't have the opportunity to tell this story to anyone yesterday, but then I realized, "Hey, I have a Patch blog."

I was wearing my indigo-colored carpenter pants when I visited IKEA yesterday afternoon. As I was looking at countertop samples, I felt something bump into my leg, and looked down to find a toddler had wrapped herself around it.

As I looked down at her, she looked up at me, and then promptly ran the few steps over to her mother and wrapped herself around her leg.

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Mom's pants were nearly identical to mine.

I broke out laughing, and then said hello to the girl's family, y'know, so that they didn't think I was crazy. I asked what the girl's name was and said hello to her specifically, but, understandably, she seemed a little uncomfortable. I recalled an incident it reminded me of, from when I was real little.

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I was three (maybe four, but I think not). My Dad and I were walking down the street through a commercial area, with stores and such, and when we came to a corner, like the good boy I was, I reached up to take Dad's hand as we crossed the street.

Imagine my surprise when my hand was rejected, and I looked up to find that the gentleman whose assistance I had requested was not in fact my Dad, who was a few steps behind, laughing heartily. I had walked a bit ahead of him, it turns out, and he had wanted to see what I would do.

Now, I don't know how "traumatic" such an incident ought be considered, but notice that I still remember it almost 60 years later.

I hope I didn't traumatize the little girl by laughing.

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