Good morning Monte Rio! We're back in your inbox this morning to keep you in the loop with what's happening in and around town. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
Our True Nature Festival at Bohemia Ecological Preserve
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Caltucky - Sebastopol Sebastopol Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center
Hopmonk Tavern - Sebastopol
8:00 pm
Saturday August 8
Grandma's Apple Fritter Breakfast & Fritter Sale Sebastopol Chamber of Commerce and Visitor Center
Masonic Center 373 N. Main St. Sebastopol, CA. 95472
9:00 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Del Taco posted a job opening for Shift Manager in Guerneville. Apply here.
Guerneville School District posted a job opening for 2026-2027 Anticipated TK Elementary Teacher (Employment Pool) in Guerneville. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Monte Rio here.
🗞 Nearby News
Guerneville
2-bedroom house sells for $645,000 in Guerneville (pressdemocrat.com)
How Many of San Francisco's 29 Best Weekend Trips Have You Actually Taken? (theboutiqueadventurer.com)
Sebastopol
Sebastopol City Council votes to remove at least some newspaper racks from around town (sebastopoltimes.com)
Golden State Cider bets on San Francisco with Chase Center taproom (pressdemocrat.com)
Watch Trailer For 'The Work In Progress,' Doc From E.P. Robert Reich (deadline.com)
Healdsburg
Healdsburg Airport Repairs Close Taxiway And Runway In August (patch.com)
Stronger Storms, Higher Seas, And Greater Flooding Risks Could Threaten California This Winter (patch.com)
Ok Monte Rio! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!