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🌱 Why did Rancho Cucamonga land so low on a retiree ranking?
Happening soon: Twanguero: Backroads of the Americas — Live in Riverside on the Rancho Cucamonga Patch calendar
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In today's newsletter:
- Why did Rancho Cucamonga land so low on a retiree ranking?
- Which Angels pitcher just impressed during a rehab stint in Rancho Cucamonga?
Also on today's calendar: Twanguero: Backroads of the Americas — Live in Riverside and 6 more events.
Today's riddle: What is the 1 way to guarantee winning a small fortune at the casino? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high of 90 and low of 60 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
- Wednesday: Mostly sunny and nice, temps: high: 88, low: 58.
- Thursday: Nice with plenty of sunshine, with a high of 87 and low of 59 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Wallethub ranks best cities for 2026 retirees (cw33.com) — Rancho Cucamonga ranks a disappointing 178th out of more than 180 U.S. cities in WalletHub's new list of best places to retire in 2026, landing in the bottom 10 alongside several other California communities. The study weighs affordability, health care, quality of life, and recreation, suggesting local retirees may face higher costs and fewer advantages than peers elsewhere. 
• Interim GM John Mozeliak shuffles Angels' front office (dailybulletin.com) — Rancho Cucamonga gets a brief spotlight as Angels pitcher Samy Natera Jr. logged two scoreless rehab innings there before likely rejoining the big-league club. The story mainly details interim GM John Mozeliak's front-office reshuffle, expanded assistant GM roles, and how the struggling Angels hope internal changes and roster additions can turn close losses into wins.
📸 Around Rancho Cucamonga
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🗓 Upcoming Events in Rancho Cucamonga
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★ Featured events ★
- Twanguero: Backroads of the Americas — Live in Riverside →
The Avenue Church, 8223 California Ave, Riverside
7:30 pm
Thursday September 3
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Other local events
- PTO Donation Drive
Heritage Intermediate School Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91739
6:00 am - YPN Pop-In Event
Rancho Cucamonga Chamber of Commerce Sour Cellars 9495 E. 9th St., Suite B Rancho Cucamonga, CA
6:00 pm - PTO Donation Drive
Heritage Intermediate School Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91739
6:00 am - Atria Del Rey- Ribbon Cutting
Rancho Cucamonga Chamber of Commerce 10470 Foothill Blvd #200, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730
5:00 pm - PTO Donation Drive
Heritage Intermediate School Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91739
6:00 am - Coffee w/ the Principal
Hermosa Elementary Alta Loma, CA 91701
8:35 am - Mid Q1 Progess Report Posts on Parent Portal
Alta Loma Jr High Alta Loma, CA 91701
4:00 pm - Nü Metal Nite with Nü Skool, Marilyn Manson, STP. SOAD Tribute & Where It Lies →
The Arrow Room, 8443 Haven Ave Unit 101, Rancho Cucamonga
6:30 pm
Wednesday September 2
Thursday September 3
Friday September 4
📣 Rancho Cucamonga Shout Outs!
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🗓 Events Nearby
- Flag Football Game (JV & Varsity) vs Chino
Chaffey Joint Union High School District Ontario, CA 91762
4:30 pm - Back to School Night for Snowline Academy
Snowline Joint Unified Snowline Academy, 3919 Nielson Rd, Phelan, CA 92329, USA
5:00 pm - Back to School Night for Eagle Summit CDS
Snowline Joint Unified Phelan, CA 92329
5:00 pm - Back to School Night for Chaparral High School
Snowline Joint Unified Chaparral High School, 9258 Malpaso Rd, Phelan, CA 92371, USA
5:00 pm
Tuesday September 1
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- My baby kitty Miso ran out from an open door at home this evening.
He is a Siamese, 2 years old. Please let me know if you see him. I live in The Resort. Please help, I am devastated. (Nextdoor Vistara) - Hi neighbors!
Is this anyone's cat. Super friendly, has been coming around the past couple nights. Think it might be a female and a junior as well. Please let me… (Nextdoor Route 66)
- Great Hire posted a job opening for Entry level Janitor in Rancho Cucamonga. Apply here.
- Allied Universal posted a job opening for Security Officer Unarmed Patrol in Rancho Cucamonga. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Rancho Cucamonga here.
🗞 Nearby News
Upland
- How a UCLA class inspired ex-NFL player Andre Hardy to write his debut novel (dailybulletin.com)
- Proposition 43 Would Require Two-Thirds Approval for Citizen-Proposed Local Special Taxes (oaklandvoices.us)
- Orange County high school football schedule for Week 2, Sept. 3-5 (ocregister.com)
Ontario
- An American Ontario (wordpress.com)
- 'This Week' Transcript 8-30-26: Ontario Premier Doug Ford, State Department Spokesperson Tommy Pigott & Retired Army Gen. Scott Miller (abcnews.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: By starting with a large fortune. (Thank you Kourtney Z. for sending it in!)
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