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Grolsch Beer and Democrats

A Redlands man discovers why beer makes the Democratic National Convention even funnier.

I have just finished five weeks of Army schooling, so I’m celebrating my first homework-free night by drinking beer while watching the Democratic National Convention.

I know the first game of the new NFL season is on another channel, but the temptation of watching a Democrat laugh-fest is too much to resist.

I’ve had two Grolsches. Jesse Jackson was entertaining, but Sandra Fluke is even
funnier. Professor Elizabeth Warren and her predictable liberal tripe will become even more laughable. I’ve got a slight buzz going so I’m ready for Bill Clinton to take the stage in a few minutes.

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I could be guilty of β€œBUI,” or β€œBlogging Under the Influence.” The only thing I’m driving is the remote, so I don’t care what anybody thinks.

I should have a third Grolsch. That way, I may have the numbness needed to start watching MSNBC.

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