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Trump Threatens to Withdraw US from World Trade Organization

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Trump Threatens to Withdraw US from World Trade Organization: In a move that could undermine one of the foundations of the modern global trading system, President Trump is threatening to withdraw from the World Trade Organization if “they don’t shape up.

My word, Putin is really getting his money's worth with this dude! Apparently, Trump thinks he can pull out of treaties like he pulls out of porn stars. Who knew a guy like him would even know what the WTO is? Does he even have any idea what the letters stand for?

I’m getting this weird feeling that he thinks the WTO has something to do with professional wrestling. I mean, here’s a guy who doesn’t even know what color the strips in our flag are! Let’s hope all this bloviating is just more big talk from the man with little hands.

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