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Jamie Shriner brings a kind of comedy you do not get every night: sharp standup built around original songs, musical precision, and the particular thrill of watching a comic who can land a joke, a lyric, and an emotional left turn in the same breath. Their act is funny, intimate, theatrical, and strange in exactly the right proportions.
Safe Words Queer Comedy Showcase returns to the Eagle for another night of queer comedy, community, and joyful chaos. Come out for a lineup built for loud laughs, sharp perspectives, and a room that knows how to hold both a killer joke and a little bit of tenderness.
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<h3><a href="https://www.jamieshriner.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Jamie Shriner</a></h3>
Queer · Bisexual · Pansexual · They/Them
Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer &amp; hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original songs to discuss her struggles with dating, body image, womanhood, and being queer in Indiana where she grew up. Jamie was named Best of the Fest at Kenan Thompson's Road To New York, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Laughs After Dark Comedy Festival and is a regular feature at Zanies and Laugh Factory Chicago. The host and producer of Chicago Underground Comedy has opened for the likes of Beth Stelling, Randy Feltface, and Chrissy Chlapecka, and is a former Features Contributor for The Onion. Their comedy specials, Corn Baby, Good Grief, and The Nightmare Factory are available to stream on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, and more.
<a href="https://www.jamieshriner.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Website: jamieshriner.com</a> &nbsp;·&nbsp; <a href="https://instagram.com/jamieshrinersings" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram: @jamieshrinersings</a>
<h3>Justin Lucas</h3>
Gay · He/Him
When Justin Lucas isn't performing stand-up, he's writing sketch comedy or brushing his hair. The Bay Area Reporter dubbed him Best Male Comedian during the same year he discovered that a Vietnam Vet is not a Vietnamese Veterinarian.
<a href="https://instagram.com/justinlucascomedy" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram: @justinlucascomedy</a>
<h3>Kavita Singh</h3>
Bisexual · Cisgender · she
Kavita Singh is a stand up comedian based out of the San Francisco Bay Area. Her comedy is characterized as a "vagina monologue." You may have seen her in the newspaper for getting third in the Nassau County Spelling Bee, but she also runs a monthly women/queer comedy showcase in Berkeley called Bitchfest and a dope monthly comedy confessional show in Castro called Cake Shop.
<a href="https://instagram.com/kavitasingh200" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram: @kavitasingh200</a>
<h3>Luisa Isbell</h3>
Queer · she,her
Luisa Isbell is a local stand-up comic, improvisor, and storyteller. She produces favorite shows Cheaper Than Therapy (stand-up), About Last Night (storytelling), and Diversity Hires (stand-up), and has been featured in SF Sketchfest and SXSW.
<a href="https://instagram.com/luisaalana" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram: @luisaalana</a>
<h3>Vin Seaman / LOL McFiercen</h3>
Queer · Nonbinary · Gender Queer · Transgender · They/Them
Vin Seaman (they/them) is an interdisciplinary artist, drag queen (LOL McFiercen) and the director of Diamond Wave. Their work exploring queer identity and drag culture has been presented at The Stud, Brava, Oasis, El Rio, CounterPulse, the de Young, the Salesforce Tower, Frameline, the Tank NYC, the Austin International Drag Festival, SATELLITE ART SHOW Miami, the National Queer Arts Festival, Stockholm's Stolt Scenkonst, Atlantic Center for the Arts, and Yale School of the Arts.
<a href="https://instagram.com/femmasculine" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram: @femmasculine</a>
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<h3><a href="https://www.teamwonderdave.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Wonder Dave</a></h3>
Gay/Queer · He/Him
Wonder Dave is a comedian, writer and performer from Minneapolis, MN, living in California. He has toured the country performing at comedy clubs, colleges, cabarets, comic and science fiction conventions, burlesque shows, theaters, strip clubs, and bowling alleys. Wonder Dave hosts and produces Safe Words Showcase - Queer Sex Positive Comedy and SMILF - Straight Men I'd Like to Friend with producer Jonah Price, hosts Hysteria: Open Mic for Women and Queers, hosts and produces Mental Health Comedy Hour with comedian Kristee Ono, and co-hosts Ruckus and Rumpus Revival with Jamie DeWolf. He is a frequent commentator for acclaimed independent wrestling show Hoodslam, has been a featured storyteller on the Risk podcast, and was a producer for the podcast Nerd Rage The Great Debates.
<a href="https://www.teamwonderdave.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Website: teamwonderdave.com</a>

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