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The Freelance Retort: Self & Soul--what a pair....

We've just emerged from the dark of the moon; a time when some say crossing between realms becomes possible…if you're not careful....

We’ve just emerged from the dark of the moon; a time when some say the veil between worlds thins and crossing through becomes possible…if you’re not careful.

Which I normally am, but sometimes, especially while watching “The Mindy Project”, I get distracted and…well, you know.

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Suddenly I’m on the other side, which is annoying because they don’t get “The Mindy Project” over there…at all, not just on a creative level, which I eventfully determined has nothing to do with Mork.

Okay, I know…stuff like this is hard to track, if you’re not used to it.

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Most people think all this dark of the moon talk is just mystical hocus pocus, framed metaphorically as a time of looking inward to commune with the deepest levels of “Self”, listening to the longings of “Soul”.

Yeah….

Like I said… hard to track, if you’re not used to it.

Especially if your particular “Self” and “Soul” are a couple of jokesters who would like nothing better than to lure you into doing something silly.

But maybe that’s just me.

I’m sure your “Self” and “Soul” are just fine.

Mine just have a twisted sense of humor.

Not sure why.

Anyway, the first thing I do when I find myself on the other side is to look for their version of Dunkin Donuts, which is similar to ours, except without the calories and breakfast sandwiches.

I can wolf down about 2 dozen Honey Dips and another of Boston Creams without even a hiccup. Also, their coffee is a lot better than their coffee over here. Plus you never have to repeat your order more than twice, and their gift cards never expire, which is good because you can’t really be sure when you’ll slip between the veil again and get back.

But that kind of stuff is just the between worlds perks, as it were.

The real reason you slip between worlds is…

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