The Joking Jack-o-Lantern

1.)  What do witches take when they’re constipated?  Hex-Lax

2.)  Which insects raise themselves from the dead on Halloween?  Zombees

3.)  What Halloween character tells the stupidest jokes?  The Great Punkin

4.)  What do ghosts fear the most?  Coming down with the boo-bonic plague

5.)  Why did they pour cold medicine on the dead guy’s casket?  It was a coughin’

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! :D

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