Friday Night Beauty, I Shouldn't Be Alive

Friday Night Beauty, 10 p.m., QVC

I love watching the makeup shows on the shopping channels. I love the “inventors.” They are hilarious. I also love who they slap the models silly while applying and re-applying and then re-re-applying the product. There was one the other night for an under eye concealer. I am surprised this model did not look like Jake LaMotta by the time the cosmetics maker had finished poking her in the eyes over and over. Good fun.

I Shouldn’t Be Alive, 10 p.m., Animal Planet

“Two climbers on a first date are caught in an electrical storm.” First date? Really? That is not a first date. In my book it is definitely a last date, though.