DC Makes Ivanka Trump Very, Very Sad: Report

WASHINGTON, DC — In a city where just 4 percent of residents voted for President Trump, this is likely to be very good news to D.C. locals: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump reportedly are very sad here and wish they were in New York.

A new article in Vanity Fair quotes two sources close to the couple — who reside in the Kalorama neighborhood of D.C. — claiming that the pair are downright miserable. The city "punctures their self-esteem on a daily basis," according to the report.

An excerpt from the report:

“Excuse me,” said one former Trump adviser. “This is not a royal family, and she’s not the princess royal.” (In fact, “princess royal” is a term that some West Wing advisers apply to her, though never to her face.)

When I asked a longtime associate how Jared and Ivanka felt about their time in Washington, the first word uttered was “sacrificial.”

It’s clear that, after an initial period of awe at the sheer power of their positions, Jared and Ivanka have been stung by the vitriol directed at them.

Not surprisingly, D.C. residents have taken this as a point of pride.

DC "punctures their self-esteem..." awwww
WH aides reportedly have a nickname for Ivanka: 'Princess royal': https://t.co/DOMQZ7NQIJ via @AOL
— joeymaxlewis (@lindaplewis) August 29, 2017

If D.C. ever wins statehood, make this quote the state motto https://t.co/rqdJhJwhFU
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 28, 2017

Never prouder of this city. https://t.co/EvddVvDCWH
— Scott Rome (@Scott_H_Rome) August 28, 2017

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