š± Tipsy Tarpon and 10 more events
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Coming up on the calendar:
- Jesse Ruben at Aggregation Distilling Company
- Gypsy Sparrow Music
- Tipsy Tarpon at Tipsy Tarpon
... and check out 1 more event on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What do you call cows dancing in the dark š¤ (Answer below!)
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- Saturday: An afternoon t-storm; humid, with a high of 91 and low of 69 degrees. š¶ Hot!
- Sunday: Humid; a stray p.m. t-storm, temps: high: 89, low: 71.
- Monday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 87 and low of 69 degrees.
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ā Featured events ā
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Jesse Ruben ā
Aggregation Distilling Company, 255 SE US Hwy 19 #4, Crystal River
6:00 pm
Friday October 16
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Other local events
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Gypsy Sparrow Music ā
Crystal River FL
5:30 pm -
Tipsy Tarpon ā
Tipsy Tarpon, 513 NW 2nd Ave, Crystal River
1:00 pm -
Pandora's Box Tribute - The Ultimate Tribute To Aerosmith: Inverness Small Town Saturday Night ā
Crystal River Main Street, 532 N Citrus Ave, Crystal River
7:00 pm
Wednesday September 23
Saturday October 17
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š Events Nearby
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Flea Market ā
American Legion, Post 58, 10730 US Hwy 41, Dunnellon
8:00 am -
2026 Year of the Horse Community Art Show ā
Rainbow Springs Art ā Gallery, 20826 Walnut Street, Dunnellon
10:00 am -
Youth Center - Super Saturdays! ā
Rainbow Lake Estates Youth Center, 4010 SW Deepwater Ct, Dunnellon
12:00 pm -
RLE Pins & Needles Stitchers Club ā
RLE Creative Arts Center, 24654 SW Shorewood Dr, Dunnellon
10:00 am -
GAME DAY presented by L.I.F.T. (Living Information... ā
Friends of Citrus and the Nature Coast Grief Services, 8471 W Periwinkle Ln, Homosassa Springs
3:30 pm -
GAME DAY presented by L.I.F.T. (Living Information For Today) ā
Friends of Citrus and the Nature Coast Grief Services, 8471 W Periwinkle Ln, Homosassa Springs
3:30 pm -
Yoga Classes ā
Womenās Club of Dunnellon, 11756 Cedar St, Dunnellon
6:00 pm -
RLE Morning Miles ā
Sea Cliff Park, 23050 SW Sea Cliff Ave, Dunnellon
8:30 am
Saturday September 19
Monday September 21
Tuesday September 22
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- Everything Iāve tried here ā which is nearly every dish ā has been scrumptious!
Great selection of BBQ sauces. Owner/cook is a terrific guy! BEST BBQ in the county, bar none! (Nextdoor Pinehurst and Fairmont) - Okay, I went outside and heard my hoodlum barking (distressed bark).
I saw her trying to grab something, it was a rattlesnake. The size of my arm and 6 ft long. I grabbed her and took them inside. I went back to theā¦ (Nextdoor Live Acres)
- Arby's posted a job opening for Team Member in Crystal River. Apply here.
- Sonic posted a job opening for Carhop or Skating Carhop in Crystal River. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Crystal River here.
š Nearby News
Homosassa
- MARC Media Group adds five stations on Florida's Nature Coast (editorandpublisher.com)
- Champions of Conservation 2026 (gardenandgun.com)
Lecanto
- KDC reimagines historic Ansley Golf Club for a new era of casual luxury (firstcallgolf.com)
- Local yokel arrested andĀ shitcanned (wordpress.com)
- Eastside Football Set For Matchup Against Gainesville (wruf.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Night Moo-s (Thank you John S. for sending it in!)
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