Coffee in hand, Homosassa? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
- Meet the Homosassa ecologist quietly transforming our rivers’ health.
Also on today's calendar: GAME DAY presented by L.I.F.T. (Living Information For Today).
Today's riddle: What do you call cows dancing in the dark 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Saturday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 91 and low of 69 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Sunday: Humid; a stray p.m. t-storm, temps: high: 89, low: 70.
- Monday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 87 and low of 70 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Champions of Conservation 2026 (gardenandgun.com) — Homosassa residents can take pride in local ecologist Jessica Mailliez, whose underwater restoration work is helping revive the Crystal and Homosassa rivers so manatees, turtles, and fish can thrive again. Her team’s seagrass planting projects are improving water clarity, stabilizing shorelines, and protecting fisheries across Florida, showing how hands-on conservation in Homosassa contributes to healthier waterways statewide.

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🗓 Events Nearby
Wednesday September 23
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Gypsy Sparrow Music →
Crystal River FL
5:30 pm
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Cottage Food Workshop →
Citrus County Extension Services, 3650 West Sovereign Path, Lecanto
6:00 pm
Saturday September 26
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Sunshine Poets (Crystal River) →
Central Ridge Library, 425 W Roosevelt Blvd, Beverly Hills
11:00 am
Tuesday September 29
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Baker Distributing Lecanto: Vendor Day →
Baker Lecanto, 1381 N Lecanto Hwy, Lecanto
8:00 am
Wednesday September 30
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Little Learners →
Central Ridge Library, 425 W Roosevelt Blvd, Beverly Hills
11:00 am
Saturday October 3
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Friends of Citrus Arts & Crafts Fair →
Friends of Citrus and the Nature Coast Grief Services, 8471 W Periwinkle Ln, Homosassa Springs
9:00 am
Friday October 16
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Jesse Ruben →
Aggregation Distilling Company, 255 SE US Hwy 19 #4, Crystal River
6:00 pm
Saturday October 17
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Tipsy Tarpon →
Tipsy Tarpon, 513 NW 2nd Ave, Crystal River
1:00 pm
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Pandora's Box Tribute - The Ultimate Tribute To Aerosmith: Inverness Small Town Saturday Night →
Crystal River Main Street, 532 N Citrus Ave, Crystal River
7:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Sitting here, praying this morning, thinking about how to be a good neighbor … the demographics of Sugar Mill Woods has changed significantly.
We are seeing many of our elderly neighbors transition. Their homes are being bought by young people with children.
… remember your older… (Nextdoor Sugarmill Woods I)
- Please if anyone has seen this dog or know where she is, message me via Facebook messager.
Her name is Cha Cha, she is about 12 years old, brown in color with brown eyes, very sweet will not bite and is a weenier dog mixed with a chihuahua… (Nextdoor Walden Woods)
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Wendy's posted a job opening for Shift Manager in Homosassa. Apply here.
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Pizza Hut posted a job opening for Pizza Hut Server in Homosassa. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Homosassa here.
🗞 Nearby News
Crystal River
- Players at two Publix stores split Wednesday's only big money lottery jackpot (miamiherald.com)
- Ruston hospital ‘a ghost town' despite last week's halt of patient diversions to area facilities for lack of equipment (louisianavoice.com)
Lecanto
- KDC reimagines historic Ansley Golf Club for a new era of casual luxury (firstcallgolf.com)
- Local yokel arrested and shitcanned (wordpress.com)
- Information on the 2026-2027 flu season VA Tampa health care (va.gov)
Ok Homosassa! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Night Moo-s (Thank you John S. for sending it in!)
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