Hello Umatilla! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☕️️
Coming up on the calendar:
"Monsters at Night" Comedy Production
Cheerleading on Tuesday and Thursdays from 5-7pm at Umatilla High
First Friday
... and check out 3 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
A clean car isn’t just about what you can see from the outside. It’s also about the things you don’t really notice anymore—until they’re properly cleaned.
Like the texture of the seat fabric that gets flattened… (Nextdoor Umatilla)
Advantage Solutions posted a job opening for Part Time Product Demonstrator in Umatilla. Apply here.
Disabledperson, Inc posted a job opening for Stocking Team Associate at Walmart in Mount Dora, Florida in Mount Dora. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Umatilla here.
🗞 Nearby News
Eustis
Man arrested in connection with the 2025 killing of a Eustis woman (clickorlando.com)
Florida home intrusion: Couple reports woman entering home, making coffee, deputies say (wogx.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!