Warning: An Orange Epidemic Approaching

The only thing orange that I like in my house is the actual fruit. Nowhere in my wardrobe will you find the hint of this obnoxious hue. After spending five years living in the Middle Tennessee area consumed in a sea of this crude color, I found only one thing immunized me from its retched symptoms – a dose of Frosty Orange from the Varsity

The Frosty Orange served in a red and black cup will provide the needed antibodies to fight off an infection of orange. I would like to think that the reason the Frosty Orange was created was based off the same theory that George Washington used to fight the small pox. Luckily, with the Frosty Orange there are no needles, bad aftertaste, or side effects. You know the ones that if you take this drug you may experience the need to sing Rocky Top to the top of your lungs, blurt-out War Eagle without any given cause, or have muscle spasms that make you hold your arms out in front of you and clap your hands like you are chomping.

Yes, the rich, creamy, texture with little crunches of ice will help ease the orange fever. Its sweetness will create a disposition of tolerance toward the carriers of this dreaded affliction. The best part of getting my dose of this wonder drug is the way it is served. It is not only the healing powers of this medicinal concoction that helps soothe the soul. It is hearing the famous call of What’ll you have and the short hand language spoken by those that understand the urgency to treat the masses that stand before them.

In less than twenty four hours an epidemic of orange will descend upon the Bulldog Nation. It is like watching a swarm move across one of Atlanta’s storm tracker radars. We know it is coming and must prepare. This epidemic will be the first of our season. So, bottoms up Dawg Fans it’s Frosty Orange time.

For those not close to a Varsity Medical Institution, here is a recipe prescription for Frosty Orange.

Ingredients:

3 Scoops of soften Vanilla Ice cream

½ Cup Ice Cold Milk

½ Cup Ice Cold Orange Juice

2 Tablespoons of softened Frozen Orange Juice Concentrate

Directions:

In a blender mix all ingredients until smooth and serve immediately. Taken as often as needed. Refills Unlimited

Source for recipe: http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/262/Frosted_Orange6954.shtml

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