'Molest Me': Western Springs Woman Charged With Assault

WESTERN SPRINGS, IL – A drunken Western Springs woman yelled at police officers last month, asking one to molest her so that she could make money, police said.

Through a public records request, Patch obtained the police report on the arrest of a 32-year-old woman who lives in the 5300 block of Grand Avenue.

About 1 a.m. on Thanksgiving, police were informed about the woman by an Uber driver who picked her up at a Brookfield bar, police said. The driver said the woman damaged his car, but he declined to press charges.

The woman was found near Grand Avenue and 54th Street, which is near her house.

The woman was unresponsive, but woke up a few minutes later and demanded officers drive her to her house, police said.

She tried to sit in a squad car, but she fell to the ground, saying, "F--- this car," according to the report. She then sat in the grass.

The woman threatened to "f--- up" an officer and shouted to another, "Molest me please, so I can be a millionaire," the report said.

The woman then advanced toward the first officer, yelling, "F--- you, bitch!"

The officers physically restrained the woman to prevent her from hurting them or herself, with her trying to bite and kick one of them, police said.

She also tried to bite a medic in an ambulance taking her to the La Grange hospital, according to the report.

The woman was charged with misdemeanor aggravated assault and resisting an officer.