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Also on today's calendar: Credit & Home Buying Seminar and 1 more event.
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? π€ (Answer below!)
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β’ List of summer feeding programs in the Greater New Orleans area (wdsu.com) β Families in LaPlace can get free summer meals for kids at LaPlace Elementary, along with nearby schools like Lake Pontchartrain Elementary and East and West St. John High. These sites are part of a broader Greater New Orleans effort, coordinated with Second Harvest Food Bank, to help children facing food insecurity while school is out.
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β’ Arrests report for May 29-31, 2026. (stjohnsheriff.org) β Recent public records show several people with LaPlace addresses arrested or cited between May 29 and 31 on charges ranging from traffic violations and contempt of court to drug possession and aggravated battery. Names, street addresses, and alleged offenses are listed, but no guilt is implied, so residents can stay informed about law enforcement activity in their community.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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