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Hello Metairie! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☕️️

In today's newsletter:

  • How a quiet Metairie home hid a massive steroid lab
  • Seeing a shocking water bill in Metairie? Here's what parish leaders say.

Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., with a high of 85 and low of 75 degrees.
  • Friday: Humid with a thunderstorm, temps: high: 87, low: 77. 🌶 Hot!
  • Saturday: An afternoon t-storm; humid, with a high of 91 and low of 76 degrees.

📰 News we're reading

• Jefferson Parish sheriff calls $1M+ Metairie steroid bust the largest he's seen (fox8live.com subscription) — Deputies seized more than $1 million in narcotics from a Metairie home, in what Jefferson Parish's sheriff calls the largest steroid-related bust he's seen. Investigators say the house contained a makeshift lab producing counterfeit steroids and weight-loss drugs allegedly shipped nationwide. Neighbors in the Metairie neighborhood expressed shock and concern, especially for nearby families and the suspect's elderly parents.
   

• Water bills spike in Jefferson Parish for some residents, council votes to investigate (fox8live.com) — Jefferson Parish is launching a new water-rate study after residents, including some in Metairie, reported unexplained spikes of hundreds of dollars on their bi-monthly bills. Parish leaders say aging infrastructure and leaks are major challenges but insist customers won't be forced to pay for parish-side errors. Officials are also pushing smart meters, better communication, and a possible bill-dispute process to rebuild trust.
   

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What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Tip for people who go out to eat a lot: when I used to dine out, when I placed my order, I always asked for an extra plate, and I told them I wanted it before my food arrived.
    Then I would take out what I thought I was going to eat, and my take-home food was already packaged in it to go container. Oh yeah, I asked for the… (Nextdoor Pontchartrain Gardens)
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    So many people complaining about this multi-billion dollar investment, creating thousands of temporary jobs to build it and hundreds of permanent… (Nextdoor Trudeau)
  • Public Storage, Inc. posted a job opening for Customer Service - Self Storage Manager in Metairie. Apply here.
  • Checkers & Rally's - Checkers Drive-In Restaurants, Inc. posted a job opening for Team Member (7414) in Metairie. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Metairie here.

🗞 Nearby News

Jefferson

  • Jefferson Parish Council calls for changes to water billing, parish president defends increases (nola.com)
  • CHS and OCP North America Launch Major Initiative to Strengthen U.S. Fertilizer Supply (americanagnetwork.com)
  • Lopinto: Jefferson deputies seize homemade drugs in million-dollar bust (audacy.com)

River Ridge

  • Cornerstone fertilizer plant on Jefferson Parish campus to cost $450M, bring 60 permanent jobs (nola.com)

Ok Metairie! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!)
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