🌱 Russell Peters and 10 more events

Good morning Clinton! Your connection to what's happening around town is here. Take a sip of coffee and read on. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Tech Support for All: Get the Help You Need - Held in the Learning Lab at Surratts-Clinton Branch Library, PGCMLS
• Tech Support for All: Get the Help You Need - Held in the Lear at Surratts-Clinton Branch Library
• Russell Peters at The Theater

... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Periods of rain, with a high of 70 and low of 56 degrees.
• Friday: Cool with rain at times, temps: high: 60, low: 53.
• Saturday: Some rain and a thunderstorm, with a high of 62 and low of 57 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Clinton

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday May 23

• Tech Support for All: Get the Help You Need - Held in the Learning Lab →
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library, PGCMLS, 9400 Piscataway Rd, Clinton
  11:00 am

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Other local events

Saturday May 23

• Tech Support for All: Get the Help You Need - Held in the Lear
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library Surratts-Clinton -
  11:00 am
• Russell Peters →
  The Theater, Resort & Casino, 101 MGM National Avenue MGM National Harbor, Oxon Hill
  8:00 pm

Tuesday May 26

• Pins and Needles: Knitting
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library Surratts-Clinton -
  12:30 pm
• Movie: "Big Hero 6" (PG) →
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library, PGCMLS, 9400 Piscataway Rd, Clinton
  5:00 pm

Wednesday May 27

• Pins and Needles: Crochet
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library Surratts-Clinton -
  6:30 pm

Saturday May 30

• District 5 and Faith Advisory Council Mental Health Awareness Event →
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library, PGCMLS, 9400 Piscataway Rd, Clinton
  10:30 am

Saturday June 6

• National Harbor Veterans Makers Market →
  American Way Outdoor Park, 151 Waterfront St, Oxon Hill
  12:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday May 21

• Get Active: Yoga for Kids
  Largo-Kettering Branch Library Largo-Kettering - LK Program Room
  10:30 am
• Ready 2 Read Storytime: Ages 2-3
  Surratts-Clinton Branch Library Surratts-Clinton - Auditorium (150)
  10:30 am
• Playday at the Library
  Spauldings - Large Meeting Room
  11:00 am
• Ready 2 Read Storytime: Ages 3-5
  Oxon Hill -
  11:15 am

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• If you live in Prince George's County, They have been more definitive about what IS and ISN'T accepted fore recycling:
  Acceptable & Unacceptable Items Acceptable Items Glass Food and beverage containers Metals Aluminum foil Aluminum, bimetal, ferrous, and steel… (Nextdoor Mary Catherine Estates)
• Disability Lawyer
  Anyone know of a good social security disability lawyer? Someone you have actually used? (Nextdoor Boniwood)

• Sam's Club posted a job opening for Stocking Team Associate in Clinton. Apply here.
• Brown & Root posted a job opening for Construction Superintendent II in Clinton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Clinton here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Oxon Hill

• 10 Things to Know About BET's Black + Iconic Soirée (bet.com)
• Maryland Lottery Mega Millions, Pick 3 results for May 19, 2026 (delmarvanow.com)
• Maryland Woman Sentenced to Over Three Years for Multi-Million Dollar COVID-19 Unemployment Fraud Scheme (radiofreehubcity.com)

National Harbor

• Proceedings of the 18th Annual Conference on the Science of Dissemination and Implementation in Health (springer.com)
• CALL FOR BREAKOUT ABSTRACTS AND POSTER PRESENTATIONS Alternative Fuels and Chemicals Conference --- November 1-3, 2026 --- National Harbor, MD/Washington, DC DEADLINES June 9 and August 3, 2026 (advancedbiofuelsusa.info)

Bowie

• $200K Winning Lotto Ticket Pads IRA For Financial Specialist (patch.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Nevermind, it has no point. (Thank you Kristi B. for sending it in!)
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