BLOG: Me and the Rentals: "On the Road!"

Hi remember me? I’m Eliza Jane.

I’m older and bolder these days, and can do much more.

For instance, the other day I took Dad to this great park in Savannah, GA during our recent road trip to FL. I really dig road trips and I am glad I could show him this park—it's a favorite of mine.

Here is a bigger picture of me if you would like to see. 

Well if you don’t mind, I’d like to review a bit of ancient history. Oh no, not the Greeks, Romans or Phoenicians. I mean me!

You know when I spent all that time rolling around in that pitch-dark cabin, no electricity, no on-line connection, no wi-fi. Was that the dark ages or what?!? I couldn’t see a thing and thought I would never get out. Oh come on now, you’re not gonna lay that line on me: You don’t remember that movie… Well then, what are you waiting for—see it again. Don’t even tell me you did not see it once. Heck, I am a flippin’ and a flyin’ the whole time.

Like I was saying. We took this road trip over the winter holiday as I wanted to get Mom and Dad out of dodge. But check this out. After I got the tent set up (by myself)—down in the Florida Keys—then they Mom and Dad got plumb lost. I was looking everywhere—inside the tent, outside the tent. You name it and I checked there. Spent the whole afternoon tracking them down to make sure they were OK.

Totally spoiled my afternoon surfin’ plans. But what can you do—that is part of the sacrifice of having parents. It kinda comes with the package —goes with the territory.

I made this pic big also…

On the whole though the trip was pretty great —I mean what’s not to like about going south in wintertime. Besides, I worked out a deal where I actually got my parents to do most of the driving so I could just chill in my captain’s chair. When I am in that seat, I totally call all the shots. It makes Captain Kirk look like a water boy.

Well you saw how I took the D-A-D to the park. Well, he just could not keep the dang thing secret. Next thing I know, the M-O-M is fussin’ this way and that about why she didn’t get to go to no park. She was prancin’ about saying: “I did not get to go to the park!”.

At that point my options were few…

To settle the score, my sole and only recourse was to take the M-O-M to the beach. Pretty killer spot!! Yep, she was much happier. See her smiling again. Still I could not get her to listen to a thing. I told her six times to wear her sun hat, but the girl would not listen. Again, all part of the hassle of doing anything with the ‘rentals.

Well what can I say, at least they have come a long way in the last 9 months!! For that I am ever-grateful.

So that is life in a nutshell. Tell me what is up with you…

P.S.—Oh wait, one last thing, I have recently enrolled the M-O-M in baby sign language classes because up until now she and Dad do not get all my lingo.

Like most parents, they are just behind the times—communication breakdown! So I have sought to nip the problem in the bud! Is there any other way.