HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You thought I was serious, didn't you?
Amazingly enough, even computer equipment breaks more often on Mondays and "bad Fridays" when everyone is actually using the equipment for its actual purpose!
Nobody wants to get the hang of Mondays because then that would mean that you were outcast from the rest of the group of Monday Haters who don't like cheerful people after the weekend. Cheerful people are people that don't have a life to go home to, they collect stamps, they read comic books, they like to play with pain or scribble in their spare time...
But wait, you like stamps.
Or maybe you like to read a comic book on the weekends.
Or you're scribbling right now while reading this article.
We could change the world by simply recycling everything on Monday, or giving our lunch to someone else in the office just for fun.
But we won't, because that's what makes the rage at "Monday" so popular. Your bad day is acceptable because everyone else is having a bad day, so it's okay to read this mindless drivel i've written because tomorrow i'm going to write something awesome and enlightening and that's just great because it's going to be "Enlightened Tuesday."
Well, I might just rock your world.
Think about the possibility that tomorrow's article will be mindless drivel too, possibly setting you up for a "Bad Week," which may be covered in tomorrow's terrible edition of mindless drivel that now you refuse to read.
You're looking at this and saying "C'mon man, Halloween's over, be nice, we're going to be eating turkey soon!"
You forgot that November is the Turkey Halloween Month.
Maybe you're a turkey.
