Clint Eastwood is Not Moving to Concord

CONCORD, MA—Sorry, Clint Eastwood Fans, but it does not seem like the Dirty Harry star is moving to concord.

Headlinebrief.com posted an article on Mar. 3 suggesting that the oscar-winning actor might be moving to Concord. The article suggested that Eastwood was done with the bright lights of hollywood.

Mr. Eastwood announced in an interview this week that he was tired of the “fake people and bulls**t” in his current home state of California and was looking forward to moving to a place “where people were just people and whose sincerity you didn’t have to question.”

Later, the Boston Globe proved that Eastwood was not moving to Concord, citing other instances where both Miley Cyrus and Morgan Freeman were referenced engaging in activities that were falsely reported.

The fictitious piece also attempted to re-assure fans that Eastwood would not be calling it a career.

“I’m not retiring… just to make that clear. Just looking for a change in life,” Eastwood reassured fans.

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