Funny Quotes about Men to Make You a Serious Man

We men love these phrases that remind us in an instant of our values, what we believe in, what we wake up to each morning. The simple fact of reading certain quotes, of noting them, of retaining them inspires us. Whether for sport or to find courage to act

Anything hilarious, be it a funny scene, incident or even a quote, always brings sunshine to a gloomy day. I think you that the funny quotes about anything can help keep your life on a high note. As Ronan Keating has rightly sung 'Life is a roller coaster', life has its own share of ups and downs with some days being filled with bliss and others being so gloomy that nothing seems right. At this point of time, all we need is a dose of laughter, which can put our life back on track. Well, here are some funny quotes about men (don't take it in an offensive manner guys!) that will add colors to your day.

They help us refocus on the distractions of our time, because ..." What I blame the newspapers is to pay attention to insignificant things every day, while we read three or four times in our lives books where there are essential things. "- Marcel Proust

Life is always too cruel. All we can do is try to pass the ball and let the sun shine. Hoping it shines for everyone. - Eric Cantona

Too much paid for what I do, but not enough for me to get bored. - Daniel Pennac

Those who dream the day will always have an advantage over those who dream at night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Women live longer than men, especially when they are widowed. - Georges Clemenceau

A successful man is a man who earns more money than his wife spends. And a successful woman is a woman who has found such a man. - Lana Turner

Men have a more enjoyable life than women: first, they get married later and, secondly, they die earlier. - HL Mencken

There are thousands of reasons for women to dress as they do: and all these reasons are men. - Sacha Guitry

To seduce men, I wear a new perfume:" New car interior. - Rita Rudner

Every woman measures the degree of her aging to the interest or disinterest that men show for her body. - Milan Kundera

Only women know how to love, men cannot hear... - Denis Diderot

God has given women intuition and femininity. An appropriate combination of the two easily confuses the spirit of the men I met. - Farrah Fawcett

Good lovers are the women who build them. Men, we must learn everything and especially let them believe the opposite. - Victoria Abril

Women can pretend to have an orgasm. But, men can pretend to have a romantic relationship. - Sharon Stone

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing. - Duane Dewel

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy... like nailing a jelly to a tree for example. – Anonymous

Here you can get more funny quotes about men.