... Warning! Cheese is on the loose..
Asiago, swiss
And cheddah,
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Gorgonzola, Jack
And feta,
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Rondelay, Stilton
And Mozzerella!
Stinky cheese is my fave,
But it will put me in my grave.
Because they're all made with dairy
It's becoming kinda' scary.
So.......sorry to harp, but please
Too much cheese clogs arteries.
Originally published March 2012