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Death by cheese

by Carol Nelson

... Warning! Cheese is on the loose..

Asiago, swiss

And cheddah,

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Gorgonzola, Jack

And feta,

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Rondelay, Stilton

And Mozzerella!

Stinky cheese is my fave,

But it will put me in my grave.

Because they're all made with dairy

It's becoming kinda' scary.

So.......sorry to harp, but please

Too much cheese clogs arteries.

Originally published March 2012

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