Bacon-Inspired McDonald's Shooting / Priest Says Jesus Would Carry a Gun / Ford to Lay Off 700 / Underpants Turtles and More Top Stories

Woman Shot Up Fast-Food Restaurant Over Missing Bacon

When the restaurant forgot to put bacon on her burger, she was offered a free meal. Then they forgot the bacon again, and that’s when the gunfire began.

What Would Jesus Do? Pack Heat, Michigan Priest Says

This priest says Jesus would carry a gun, and you should, too.

Man Who Tried to Smuggle Turtles in Underpants Wants Deal

How many turtles could you fit in your underwear?

You Won’t Believe What Happened When Mom Live-Tweeted Abstinence Talk in Sex Ed Class

“You’ll find a good girl. If you find one that says ‘no,’ that’s the one you want.” This statement infuriated a medical professor.

Ford to Idle 700 Workers

Layoffs begin in June due to slump in sales of hybrids and small cars.

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