The 21st century thieves of time are:
Facebook (FarceCrook): The mind-destroying, very hazardous and addictive 'Roach Motel' of cyberspace.
Twitter: The ultimate internet monger of egocentric conceit and self-importance.
Instagram: Smartphone camera in my hand — My ego spreads throughout the land.
Selfies: Pitiful, arrogant, out-of-control self-esteem.
Selfies while driving: The road to oblivion.
ANTIDOTE:
Stop being "all thumbs." Turn it off, put it away. Join and enjoy the real, three-dimensional world. Don't become so full of yourself that there's no room left for anyone else.
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