Weirdest Monmouth County Crime of 2015

Monmouth County, NJ - Here you go, folks, the weirdest Monmouth County police news of 2015:

Woman Hides Xanax in Her Vagina in Keansburg

Erica Chapman of Piscataway first hid the suspected drugs in her vagina before she was arrested, and then swallowed them.

Former Wall Police Officer Runs Over Man In Fight Over Officer’s Affair

The two men reportedly argued because the former cop, who is married, was having an affair with the other man’s daughter.

Curbside Paint Scammers in Manalapan

These painters didn’t get to work until the police were called.

Woman Bites Cop’s Hand During Black Friday Shopping at the Jackson Premium Outlets (Ok, not quite Monmouth, but very close!)

She was illegally parked. He tried to give her a ticket. She tried to drive away, he reached into her car and ... the rest is history.

Movie Theater Employee Repeatedly Calls in Fake Bomb Threats at Freehold Raceway Mall

A 22-year-old Middletown man twice caused a mass evacuation of the movie theater at the mall.

Woman Calls 911 for Sick Child, Police Find 1,000 Heroin Packets in Her Hazlet Hotel Room

She called 911 for EMTs to come help a sick child at the Hazlet Holiday Inn. Guess she didn’t think they would notice the 1,000 baggies of heroin she had in the same room.

Mickey Mouse-Clad Teen Charged With Marijuana Distribution in Freehold

Police stopped him after they smelled it, and then noticed his shirt.