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I'll Listen, But

Not Today

ON A HOT HUMID SUMMER AFTERNOON, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT:

A - Angelina Jolie and/or

B - Brad Pitt

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C - Congressional Recesses

D - Dugger family, each and everyone

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E - Elected representatives appearing nightly on TV, but not working on Health Care

F - Fake News

G -Gratins, granolas, and gravy

H- Health Scares

I - Increased taxes

J - Jay and Bey

K - Kardashians, the entire clan

L - Leaks to the Media

M- Menus for gourmet meals

N- Network feuds

O-Ongoing Congressional votes

P-Political Polls

Q-Quiches

R-Real Housewives of wherever

S-Sweaters on Sale

T-Times Square Demonstrations

U-Unsolicited Political Opinions

V-Vladimir Putin

W-Winter Weather

X-Xercise

Y-Yet more unsubstantiated accusations

Z-Zika Virus

MAYBE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT IS COOLER, BUT NOT NOW!!!!!

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