YOU MIGHT BE A BABY BOOMER IF...

With all due respect to The Blue Collar Guys, for using their format-- 

If you can identify the scent of patchouli at 50 yards, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If Wranglers and Lee were the only brands of jeans you could buy, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If an Army-Navy store was the only place you could buy them, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If Keds and PF Flyers were the only sneakers you could buy to wear with your jeans, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you think you can hide from an atomic blast by crouching under a desk (a very small desk), you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you used to fill your tires with free air, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you know “’’scuse me, while I kiss this guy” is the wrong line and you know the right one, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you still own a few 45 rpm center disks, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you own a record player and a VCR, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If any item of clothing in the back of your closet is dripping with fringe, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you remember when McDonald’s had electronic signs tracking how many burgers they sold, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you ever licked a stamp, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you ever rolled up a towel and stuffed it against the bottom of your door, you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you’ve ever played an air instrument (no matter how badly), you might be a Baby Boomer. 

If you saw the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show, you definitely are a Baby Boomer.