Tuesday: Meet Your Local Williamsburg and Greenpoint Cops on National Night Out

Here's where you can meet your local Williamsburg and Greenpoint police officers during Tuesday's National Night Out.

Big Is Beautiful: Very, Very Fat Cat up for Adoption in Williamsburg

Paris the dilute tortoiseshell is yours for the adopting — if you can fit her into your North Brooklyn apartment.

Activists and Officials Warn Bidders to Stay Away From Land Wanted for Bushwick Inlet Park

Businessman Norm Brodsky will be taking private bids on the property through 5 p.m. on July 20.

3 Things to Look Forward To in Williamsburg and Greenpoint This Weekend

It's going to be sunny all weekend. You should go outside.

Dog Waste Composting Comes to East River State Park in Williamsburg

The pilot program provides dog owners with a pooper scooper and brown paper bags.

Keeping McGolrick Park Clean Earns You Free Swag

As if you needed another reason to love your local park.

Dog Run Comes to East River State Park in Williamsburg

The ribbon was finally cut on the new dog run on Thursday.

Saturday: Grand Street Summer Days Block Party in Williamsburg

Live music, acrobatics and street games are on tap from 2 p.m. to 8 p.m.

Greenpoint and Williamburg Youth Soccer League Calls for Sale of Waterfront Land to City

Norman Brodsky owns 11 acres of land that the city wants to add to Bushwick Inlet Park.

Behold: Instant Karma on Kent Avenue

The transit gods (and Gothamist editor John Del Signore) descended from heaven to punish an SUV drifting into the bike lane Thursday.

Williamsburg Event to Call for Removal of Judge in Brock Turner Case

GLRCVLT will host a party at Holyrad Studio where attendees can listen to music while writing letters calling for Persky's removal.

Not Everyone Has Figured Out the New Queens-to-Brooklyn Bike Path

Here is video footage — half hilarious, half terrifying — of a VW sedan cruising through the brand-new Pulaski Bridge bike lane.

Vegan Pizzeria Opening Monday in Greenpoint

Screamer's Pizzeria will be serving $2 slices all day to celebrate.

Brooklyn Lap Pool Will Continue Gender Segregation, at Request of Orthodox Jews

The NYC Human Rights Commission believes separating men and women at the public Williamsburg pool may border on a civil-rights violation.

A Prophet In Brooklyn, Twice Stolen, Is Found

The Jesus statue outside the Saints Peter and Paul Rectory was stolen — again — last week. On Friday, it reappeared, tattered but whole.

Learn Your Cursed Fate at Tonight's L Train Shutdown Meeting

And pick your poison between one of two apocalyptic MTA plans.

MTA Meeting on Impending L Train Shutdown Set for May 5

MTA officials will explain their big, scary L Train plans and take public comment at Williamsburg's armory. A Manhattan meeting will follow.

College Student Literally Moves From Brooklyn to Manhattan to Avoid L Train Apocalypse

Can you blame a girl?

Service Dog 'Boogz' Missing in North Brooklyn: Teen Owner Offers $1K Reward

Boogz went missing 2 weeks ago in East Williamsburg when a Flat Rate Moving team let her out of the house, her distraught owner tells Patch.

L Train Service Restored Between Brooklyn and Manhattan After Woman Struck, Killed (Updated)

Police believe the woman jumped in front of a southbound L Train at the Montrose Avenue station in East Williamsburg.

Williamsburg Playground to Undergo $2.6 Million Makeover

Epiphany Playground is being rebuilt as part of the city's Community Parks Initiative.

Someone Left a Briefcase Full of Kittens in a Williamsburg Parking Lot

NYPD officers were able to rescue six of the seven tiny gray fuzzballs. And they took pics.

NYC Is a Worse Place to Live Than Bakersfield, According to U.S. News and World Report

As well as Albany, Rochester, Cleveland, Detroit, Scranton, Birmingham, Toledo, Tucson, Milwaukee, Spokane, Baltimore and freaking Wichita.

W Train Could Rise From the Dead in Fall 2016

In preparation for the "seamless transition and connection of service" between the Q line and the soon-to-be-unveiled Second Avenue Subway.

Here's What Happens When the L Train Is Delayed During Rush Hour

Consider this a preview of life under an L Train shutdown.

This Cat Has Allegedly Been Stalking Brooklyn's Rare Painted Bunting

And for that, he's no longer a free man.

A Voyage Deferred: An Update on the Vollmer Twins

The latest on the now-famous Brooklyn twins who hope to sail around the world until they die.

Watch: 4,400 Rabbis Pose for Group Photo in Brooklyn

That's a lot of rabbis.

Yo, Brooklyn! Here Are Your Halloween Weekend and NYC Marathon Street Closures

They're scarier than that clown display on Bergen Street.

WATCH: Brooklyn Actor Calls Out Racist Lady on Bus

Actual quote from bus lady: "He's inferior because he's black."

The Navy Yard's Shadiest Factory; Vicious Fires in North Brooklyn; Weird Curry at Whole Foods: The Week in Review!

Here are last week's top Patch stories from across Brooklyn.

UPDATE: Brooklyn Street Renamed 'Pizza Rat Blvd'

For one glorious Thursday.

Apparent Rescue on Hudson Actually a Movie Shoot

Abnormal ferry activity in the Hudson River caused concern; luckily it was just a movie shoot.

Watch: NYC Rat Tries to Carry Mammoth Pizza Slice Into Subway Lair

The struggle is real.

'Felines of New York' Profiles Cats Across NYC

Dozens of Brooklyn cats, finely photographed, heave been imparting wisdom on local humans via Tumblr. Now, they're getting their own book.

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Patch Is Now Covering Everything Williamsburg and Greenpoint

Williamsburg-Greenpoint Patch is our first new Brooklyn site in years.

The Last Voyage of the Vollmer Twins

A pair of 85-year-old twins from Brooklyn want to sail around the world until they die. And they want you to come along.

MTA: 1 Dead After Jumping in Front of N Train

Northbound N Trains were running via the D from 36th Street to end of the line.