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🌱 Patch AM: HUNKS The Show a The Headliners Club (Lake Oswego, OR) 09/03/26 and 10 more events
Spotted on the Lake Oswego calendar: Teacher Professional Day

Good day Lake Oswego! We're here again with what you need to know today. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☕️️
Coming up on the calendar:
- HUNKS The Show a The Headliners Club (Lake Oswego, OR) 09/03/26 at The Headliners Club
- Teacher Professional Day at Lake Oswego SD 7J
- Teacher Work/Inservice Day at Lake Oswego SD 7J
... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What do you call a belt made of watches? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Monday: Partly sunny, with a high of 83 and low of 56 degrees.
- Tuesday: Clouds breaking for some sun, temps: high: 73, low: 58.
- Wednesday: Windy and cooler with rain, with a high of 61 and low of 54 degrees.
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🗓 Upcoming Events in Lake Oswego
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★ Featured events ★
- HUNKS The Show a The Headliners Club (Lake Oswego, OR) 09/03/26 →
The Headliners Club, 17880 SW McEwan Rd, Lake Oswego
8:00 pm
Thursday September 3
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Other local events
- Teacher Professional Day
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
8:00 am - Teacher Work/Inservice Day
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
8:00 am - Smart Start All Schools
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
12:30 pm - Teacher Work/Inservice Day
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
8:00 am - Holiday: Labor Day
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
8:00 am - First Day of School (Grades 1-5, 6 & 9)
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
8:00 am - LOM Back to School Night
Lake Oswego SD 7J Lake Oswego, OR 97034
6:00 pm
Tuesday September 1
Wednesday September 2
Thursday September 3
Friday September 4
Monday September 7
Tuesday September 8
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🗓 Events Nearby
- Back to School Night
Harvey Clarke Elementary
4:00 pm - Meet the Teacher
Joseph Gale Elementary School Joseph Gale Elementary
4:00 pm - TTSD Board Meeting
Tigard-Tualatin SD 23J 9550 SW Murdock St, Tigard, OR 97224, USA
6:00 pm - First day of School for Grade 9
Tigard-Tualatin SD 23J Portland, OR 97224
Monday August 31
Tuesday September 1
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- The older i get, the more quiet i become.
Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realize how much nonsense you've wasted time on. (Nextdoor Hallinan)
- Acosta Group - Acosta Sales & Marketing Company posted a job opening for Merchandising Specialist in Lake Oswego. Apply here.
- Leupold posted a job opening for Inventory Control Specialist 1 - Day Shift in Beaverton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Lake Oswego here.
🗞 Nearby News
Milwaukie
- 4 hurt after speeding car runs red light, crashes into SUV in Milwaukie, police say (kptv.com)
- 76-year-old Milwaukie man injured in hit-and-run; family suspects bias crime: 'He could do it again' (kgw.com)
- Dark Horse Demands Editors Quit Union, Join Management or Take Pay Cut (portside.org)
Oregon City
- PREP FOOTBALL: Eagle Point wins first opener in 4 years (rv-times.com)
- 10 Foods Pioneers Cooked And Ate On The Oregon Trail (tastingtable.com)
Ok Lake Oswego! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A waist of time (Thank you Kourtney Z. for sending it in!)
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