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Newtown Grant, Pennsylvania Patch AM: a 4 min read

Hello Newtown Grant! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

  • Jamison PA Estate Sale! 78 MERCEDES BENZ 450 SEL & 450 SL /ANTIQUES/ ARTWORK/ KUBOTAS
  • Is Free Speech Truly Free? at Friends Village, Styer Campus
  • Bowman's Hill Wildflower Preserve Native Plant Conference: Cultivating Ecological Stewardship at Delaware Valley University

... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: What happens when you tell an egg a joke? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., with a high of 95 and low of 73 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., temps: high: 97, low: 69.
  • Saturday: Near-record heat, with a high of 92 and low of 66 degrees.

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Other local events
    Monday June 15
  • 7th Annual CREF Golf Classic - June 15, 2026
    Council Rock Education Foundation Jericho National Golf Club, 250 Brownsburg Road East, New Hope, PA, 18938, United States
    • Saturday June 20
  • LAUGH ALL NIGHT @ Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club! →
    Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club, 625 N Main St, Doylestown
    8:00 pm

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🪧 Patch Classifieds

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            "We Can Take Care of That Honey T0-Do List"Carpentry Repairs and Home Improvements: Doors, Shelving and Drywall Install Handicap Grab Bar... (More info)

💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • L Brands, Inc. posted a job opening for Retail Sales Associate-The Village of Newtown in Newtown. Apply here.
  • GHR Education - General Healthcare Resources, Inc. posted a job opening for School LPN,RN in Langhorne. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Newtown Grant here.

🗞 Nearby News

Newtown

  • Newtown Welcome Day 2026: What You Need To Know (patch.com)
  • Indian Creek Levittown Real Estate & Homes For Sale (zillow.com)

Langhorne

  • Rotary Club of Langhorne honors Bucks County Technical High School students (timespub.com)

Yardley

  • 5-Month Construction Project Starts In Lower Makefield (patch.com)

Ok Newtown Grant! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: It cracks up (Thank you Cathy A. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Newtown Grant

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