Good day Apison! We're here again with what you need to know today. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☀️
In today's newsletter:
- How much will Apison’s new county park land really cost?
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: A stray afternoon t-storm, with a high of 87 and low of 69 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: A t-storm around in the p.m., temps: high: 88, low: 72.
- Saturday: A shower and thunderstorm, with a high of 87 and low of 69 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• County Commission Approves Apison Park Purchase Despite Some Price Concerns (chattanoogan.com) — Hamilton County has agreed to buy 8.5 acres in Apison from Apison Baptist Church for $1.25 million to create a new community park, plus 1.72 acres for parking. Commissioners debated the price but noted the land’s high value and lack of parks in the area. The deal includes a parsonage that will be resold, with proceeds returning to county funds.

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🗓 Events Nearby
Thursday August 6
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Small Business Basics
Cleveland/Bradley Chamber of Commerce
TSBDC Cleveland
12:00 pm
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AD - Exercise Class (YMCA led)
Cleveland Bradley County Public Library
795 Church Street NE, Cleveland, TN 37311
1:00 pm
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AD - Creative Adult Art Class
Cleveland Bradley County Public Library
795 Church Street NE, Cleveland, TN 37311
3:00 pm
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TZ - Teen RPG
Cleveland Bradley County Public Library
795 Church Street NE, Cleveland, TN 37311
5:00 pm
Friday August 7
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First Day of School- Abbreviated School Day
Bradley County
Cleveland, TN 37311
Saturday August 8
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2026 Cherokee Cultural Celebration
Cleveland/Bradley Chamber of Commerce
Red Clay State Historic Park at 1140 Red Clay Park RD. SW Cleveland, TN 37311
10:00 am
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Imagining Future Stories
Cleveland/Bradley Chamber of Commerce
Museum & Cultural Center at 5ive Points 200 Inman St E, Cleveland, Tn
1:30 pm
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AD- The Paranormal Enthusiast Club
Cleveland Bradley County Public Library
795 Church Street NE, Cleveland, TN 37311
4:00 pm
Monday August 10
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Work Session
Bradley County
Courthouse Commission Room
12:00 pm
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City Council Meeting →
Cleveland, TN Calendar, 190 Church Street NE, Cleveland
1:00 pm
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City Council Meeting →
City of Cleveland TN
Municipal Building - 190 Church Street NE Cleveland TN 37311
1:00 pm
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Beer Board Meeting →
Cleveland, TN Calendar, 190 Church Street NE, Cleveland
6:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Food City posted a job opening for Assistant Store Manager in Ooltewah. Apply here.
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Erlanger Health posted a job opening for Staff Physician - Concierge Services in Chattanooga. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Apison here.
🗞 Nearby News
Ooltewah
- TVA to fund school STEM projects through award program (local3news.com)
- ICE officers rescue 2-year-old found wandering alone in Tennessee: federal authorities (newschannel9.com)
- Blackburn, Rose hold dueling Hamilton County rallies in race for governor (timesfreepress.com)
East Ridge
Ok Apison! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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