🌱 State/Federal Primary, Johnson City Primary & County General Elect and 11 more events

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Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 84 and low of 67 degrees.
• Friday: A shower and t-storm; humid, temps: high: 81, low: 66.
• Saturday: A shower and t-storm; humid, with a high of 84 and low of 65 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• State/Federal Primary, Johnson City Primary & County General Elect
  County of Washington Vote by Precinct
  8:00 am
• Tea Party & Etiquette Class - Historic Eureka Inn →
  Historic Jonesborough Historic Eureka Inn & Event Center, 127 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  1:00 pm

Friday August 7

• Alexander Hamilton at The Jackson Theatre
  Historic Jonesborough Jackson Theatre, 121 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  7:00 pm
• Music on the Square
  Historic Jonesborough Courthouse Square, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA, 101 Courthouse Sq, United States
  7:00 pm

Saturday August 8

• Farmers Market
  Historic Jonesborough Courthouse Square, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA, 101 Courthouse Sq, United States
  8:00 am
• Meet the Washington's at the Jackson Theatre
  Historic Jonesborough Jackson Theatre, 121 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  2:00 pm
• Dinner with George & Martha: Be Our Guest "In the Room Where it Happens" at the Jackson Theatre
  Historic Jonesborough Jackson Theatre, 121 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  6:00 pm

Sunday August 9

• Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation at The Jackson Theatre
  Historic Jonesborough Jackson Theatre, 121 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  3:00 pm
• Yoga in the Park
  Historic Jonesborough Jimmy Neil Smith Park, 111 W College St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA
  4:00 pm
• Brews & Tunes
  Historic Jonesborough International Storytelling Center, 100 W Main St, Jonesborough, TN 37659, USA, 103 W Main St, United States
  5:00 pm

Monday August 10

• Rules Committee
  County of Washington 1st Floor Conference room of the Historic Courthouse, 100 E Main
  8:00 am
• CIA Committee
  County of Washington 1st Floor Conference room of the Historic Courthouse, 100 E Main
  9:00 am

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• The new Fiscal Years 2026-2029 Transportation Improvement Program is live!
  We are also launching a brand new Project Tracker website. Check it out! https://conta.cc/4xlN22P (Nextdoor )

• Burger King posted a job opening for Team Member in Jonesborough. Apply here.
• Mr. Handyman International, LLC posted a job opening for Carpenter in Jonesborough. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Telford here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Jonesborough

• George, Martha Washington visit Jonesborough in immersive program (johnsoncitypress.com)
• 9 Tennessee Small Towns That Offer Amazing Food Scenic Streets And A Relaxing Atmosphere (takingthekids.com)
• Handful of Keydets receive Phil Steele preseason honors (vmikeydets.com)

Erwin

• Five miles of AT reopen after Helene damage - (smokymountainnews.com)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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